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it's a shame about ray
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Guys like Freddie and Ohtani and Mookie are also there because the Dodgers were the organization willing to pay workers their fair market value as opposed to most of the rest of the league working as a cartel to depress worker pay!
As a have-not fan, I manage to find a way to hate every sports dynasty, but I don't mind and often like the Dodgers. I don't really know why. Freddie? Ohtani is fun to watch? Mookie helps Nashville youth sports? They seem OK to me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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(4) Trump and the Republicans don't have an advantage over Democrats because they *better understand heartland Americans.*

They have an advantage over Democrats because they created their own universe of propaganda outlets, and then went out and bought all the mainstream outlets.

Duh.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Cuomo Blasts Mamdani for His Rent-Stabilized Unit. But He Had One, Too.
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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My god Playoff Kershaw looming out there like Checkov's Gun
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
that splitter tho
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
really too bad the dodgers ruined baseball by introducing shohei ohtani to the playoffs
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ironically, roberts tests our faith by continually going back to treinen
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"you might look at alejandro kirk, with his t-rex arms and his stubby hobbit's legs, and think, my god, what manner of creator would birth such an abomination? but by gum, that little homonculus can swing a bat"
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
zoë saldaña rocketing up the annoying celebrity rankings these playoffs
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
there is some irony in democrats loudly insisting that they need a joe rogan, but from the left. and then they get an edgelord redditor running for senate and are like, no, not like that
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
good a time as any to bump this i suppose

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZ7...
The Dana Carvey Show: Skinheads From Maine
YouTube video by Darth Yucko
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a lot of these graham platner stories are burying the lede: it is completely unacceptable to have a redditor in the united states senate
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts. Smiling people hugging in the sunshine accomplishes NOTHING. Reading my punishing content, indoors and alone, is the only path forward.
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Shohei Ohtani literally just homered out of Dodger Stadium
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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ME: no, i’m sorry—that’s bullshit. bullshit! first of all, you’ve fully exposed yourself. critical security failure. and for what, 10-15% cooling efficiency on the windowsill? maybe? MAYBE? your pie’s gone, man.

CHARLES BARKLEY: hey shaq you hear that your fatass is out a pie

SHAQ: …
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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one of the primary traits of the Modern Conservative is that they must not be responsible for literally anything they do ever, and you're a monster for thinking that this expectation is unreasonable
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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At 37, Blake Treinen is getting up there for a ballplayer but he'd still be eligible for the Young Republicans
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
BUGS ARE THE SHRIMP OF THE LAND i scream as masked federal agents drag me into the back of an unmarked van

www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...
You Might Think of Shrimp as Bugs of the Sea. But a Remarkable Discovery Shows the Opposite: Bugs Are Actually Shrimp of the Land
A recent study suggests that insects branched out from crustaceans on the tree of life
www.smithsonianmag.com
October 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
max fried got the horrible mr beast smile
September 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
February 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM