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elpidio ortiz
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it's a shame about ray
this guy loves new york city
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ah yes, individuals, who famously and historically have had more bargaining power than the federal government
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i don't know if it's the best but i always come back to just like tom thumb's blues and fourth time around
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ah, well if kanye vouched for him
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ah yes, it's the framing that makes her want israel to annex it. of course.
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i dream of operating a mexican/jewish fusion food truck named Oy Caramba
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this is basically more or less where i settled on
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i hate the shit bears with my life, they do not leave the toilet paper alone
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
we cannot risk losing this man, we must pay him one trillion dollars
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
oh my god
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
that's gotta be last splash for me
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
notably, none of them are moving there
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a cap/floor system also would require owners to open their books. don't hold your breath.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ready to run through a brick wall for this barely sentient word salad
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
thank you for your service!
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by elpidio ortiz
(4) Trump and the Republicans don't have an advantage over Democrats because they *better understand heartland Americans.*

They have an advantage over Democrats because they created their own universe of propaganda outlets, and then went out and bought all the mainstream outlets.

Duh.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this looks like the cover of an early chuck tingle novel
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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My god Playoff Kershaw looming out there like Checkov's Gun
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM