David Buzby
@buzbyindc.fightins.online
Husband. Dad. Phillies. Eagles. Made in South Jersey. I work inside the Beltway and live just outside it.
Dombrowski's now going to hand a blank check to our antivaxx catcher who turns 35 during spring training
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dombrowski's now going to hand a blank check to our antivaxx catcher who turns 35 during spring training
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Tom Petty
Shane McGowan
Electric Six
Pearl Jam
Barenaked Ladies
Tom Petty
Shane McGowan
Electric Six
Pearl Jam
Barenaked Ladies
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Tom Petty
Shane McGowan
Electric Six
Pearl Jam
Barenaked Ladies
Tom Petty
Shane McGowan
Electric Six
Pearl Jam
Barenaked Ladies
Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Every week for a few months a year a monstrous green creature preaches violence and chaos and the people of Philadelphia would die for it
July 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Every week for a few months a year a monstrous green creature preaches violence and chaos and the people of Philadelphia would die for it
National Journal: "As Biden’s cancer diagnosis sinks in, Trump could use this as an opportunity to champion more transparency and provide more regular updates."
10 years of Trump and they're still falling for this shit. Bet they think those tax returns are coming any day, too.
10 years of Trump and they're still falling for this shit. Bet they think those tax returns are coming any day, too.
May 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
National Journal: "As Biden’s cancer diagnosis sinks in, Trump could use this as an opportunity to champion more transparency and provide more regular updates."
10 years of Trump and they're still falling for this shit. Bet they think those tax returns are coming any day, too.
10 years of Trump and they're still falling for this shit. Bet they think those tax returns are coming any day, too.
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absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
April 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Didn't people lose their minds when Jill Biden said she was going to do this with the women's college basketball championship?
Trump wasn’t shy about which team he wanted to win the Super Bowl. Now, after the Chiefs lost, he said they’ll also get a visit — for a title they won five years ago.
President Trump says he’s also inviting the Chiefs to the White House
President Donald Trump wasn't shy about wanting the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Now, after they lost to the Eagles, he said they'll also get a visit — for a title they won five years ago.
inquirer.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Didn't people lose their minds when Jill Biden said she was going to do this with the women's college basketball championship?
I was almost about to resubscribe today as there is a winter storm bearing down on the DC area and I miss the Capital Weather Gang’s coverage at times like this but fuck Bezos
How many digital subscriptions will these vandals cost the paper this time? anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I was almost about to resubscribe today as there is a winter storm bearing down on the DC area and I miss the Capital Weather Gang’s coverage at times like this but fuck Bezos
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How many digital subscriptions will these vandals cost the paper this time? anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
How many digital subscriptions will these vandals cost the paper this time? anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Nancy Mace with giant crucifix earrings may be proof that God doesn’t exist because her earlobes would be on fire otherwise.
January 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nancy Mace with giant crucifix earrings may be proof that God doesn’t exist because her earlobes would be on fire otherwise.
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ARE YOU READY TO ROCK (does stationary double-handjob dance)
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK (does stationary double-handjob dance)
Joey Jo Jo Junior Skattebo
December 7, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Joey Jo Jo Junior Skattebo
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a campaign that comes out of the gates hot and plays good fundamentals, but then there is a vibe shift, and, even though the underlying numbers never really changed, they still lost to an inferior orange team from queens? that’s right: it’s the 2024 philadelphia phillies
November 6, 2024 at 2:31 PM
a campaign that comes out of the gates hot and plays good fundamentals, but then there is a vibe shift, and, even though the underlying numbers never really changed, they still lost to an inferior orange team from queens? that’s right: it’s the 2024 philadelphia phillies
Trump: Democrats are the enemy of the people
Media: *crickets*
Biden: stumbles over his words and seems to call Trump supporters garbage
Media: how could Harris do this!??!?
Media: *crickets*
Biden: stumbles over his words and seems to call Trump supporters garbage
Media: how could Harris do this!??!?
October 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Trump: Democrats are the enemy of the people
Media: *crickets*
Biden: stumbles over his words and seems to call Trump supporters garbage
Media: how could Harris do this!??!?
Media: *crickets*
Biden: stumbles over his words and seems to call Trump supporters garbage
Media: how could Harris do this!??!?
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it’s so fucking funny to see your buddies living happily in healthy relationships. “I’m just sending a photo of this flower to my wife” lmao dawg I saw you puke into the open window of an unattended cop car in 2009 and now you’re a wonderful father
September 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
it’s so fucking funny to see your buddies living happily in healthy relationships. “I’m just sending a photo of this flower to my wife” lmao dawg I saw you puke into the open window of an unattended cop car in 2009 and now you’re a wonderful father
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OLIVIA NUZZI: I know people will find this relationship wrong, but I can't help it, Robert, this is what my heart wants!
RFK JR: [burps up entire raccoon skeleton]
RFK JR: [burps up entire raccoon skeleton]
September 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: I know people will find this relationship wrong, but I can't help it, Robert, this is what my heart wants!
RFK JR: [burps up entire raccoon skeleton]
RFK JR: [burps up entire raccoon skeleton]
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,086,646!
September 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,086,646!
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this is word for word what my last performance review said
September 26, 2023 at 8:43 PM
this is word for word what my last performance review said