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Evan Bare It
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Cat wrangler

The most dangerous game
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Uuuuuuughghh god damn it now I gotta rush my Silksong playthrough before the nukes start raining down
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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i would imagine hasan knows, rationally, not to talk in situations like this. he did anyway because cops of all stripes are very good at making you feel like in *just this one particular situation* it makes more sense to talk a bit. don't ever give in to that impulse.
“The reason they’re doing [this] is to try to create an environment of fear, to try to get people like myself... to shut the fuck up,” Piker said on a stream recounting the details of the incident.

www.usermag.co/p/hasan-pike...
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
"They straight up tried to get something out of me that I think they could use to basically detain me permanently"
www.usermag.co
May 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
April 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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No words right now.
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Can you guys all pretend you don’t know who the Beatles are so me and my boys could make some quick cash
February 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator
Trump’s decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico may be upsetting to some, writes @giladedelman.bsky.social, but “in a democracy, values are determined by majority rule, and they don’t shift in only one direction. They can shift back”:
‘The Gulf of America’ Is the Wrong Fight to Pick
The more that politicians mess around with place names, the more important it is to respond according to consistent principles.
www.theatlantic.com
February 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh man guess I shouldn't have gotten that Hat Trick Mahomes tattoo
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?
February 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I was honoured to be commissioned by Little White Lies to do a cartoon tribute to what is objectively David Lynch's greatest contribution to society: DumbLand.
For today's In Heaven Everything Is Fine read: Esmé Holden pens an ode to one of David Lynch's lesser known – but no less marvellous – works: DumbLand. Ft. an original comic by @hausofdecline.bsky.social 🤪 lwlies.com/articles/a-t...
A trip down to DumbLand
David Lynch's little-seen cartoon series about an angry man named Randy couldn't be more pertinent.
lwlies.com
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Open enrollment is one of the most bullshit and fake seeming parts of the American healthcare system, like how do you explain to people outside the US that you’re only allowed to sign up for a healthcare plan during one month at the end of the year for seemingly no reason other than fuck you
February 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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DEI aims to hire qualified, talented people who had been shut out due to prejudice and the legacy thereof.

One can reasonably criticize how a program works in practice, or anything along those lines. But the idea is make orgs stronger via diversity, not hire unqualified people and make orgs weaker.
Pete Hegseth isn’t DEI. Daniel Penny isn’t DEI. That’s not what DEI is.

They’re just grossly unqualified for their jobs and add no value that any replacement legacy job applicant wouldn’t bring.

So stop saying “it’s DEI” like it’s a clever commentary on the situation. It’s not.
February 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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in which I argue it was probably a bad idea for major US media outlets to spend months treating Musk's "DOGE" committee as an aw shucks, good faith effort to "reduce waste" and "find efficiencies" in our government.
US Media's Credulous Depiction of 'DOGE' as a Good Faith "Efficiency Panel" Has Aged Poorly
New York Times, Washington Post, and CNN took a pathological liar with a clear ideological agenda at his word for the sole reason he’s rich and powerful.
www.columnblog.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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for some reason i've just been listening to this on repeat all week m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mA...
Political Science (Remastered)
YouTube video by Randy Newman - Topic
m.youtube.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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hi bret
January 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
January 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance?
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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just realized something
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I made Christmas joy from how sad this dog looks
December 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM