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@buttplug.engineer
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· Oct 17
Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:
Buttplugs
Buttplugs
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
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Raw on the cattle drive with me? 😚👉👈
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Raw on the cattle drive with me? 😚👉👈
which elden ring warrior jar is this
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
which elden ring warrior jar is this
Wow we're gonna go after Sutro but not a word about what living near the Alameda-Weehawken the Burrito Tunnel does to people.
THE TROUBLE WITH SAN FRANCISCO
It looms over the city like the abandoned lance of some dead Cold War god; perhaps the hills beneath it were formed from his irradiated corpse. It is the only civic landmark as obviously visible as the bridge to its north.
www.greaterrealityarea.net/the-trouble-...
It looms over the city like the abandoned lance of some dead Cold War god; perhaps the hills beneath it were formed from his irradiated corpse. It is the only civic landmark as obviously visible as the bridge to its north.
www.greaterrealityarea.net/the-trouble-...
THE TROUBLE WITH SAN FRANCISCO
It looms over the city like the abandoned lance of some dead Cold War god; perhaps the hills beneath it were formed from his irradiated corpse. It is the only civic landmark as obviously visible as th...
www.greaterrealityarea.net
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Wow we're gonna go after Sutro but not a word about what living near the Alameda-Weehawken the Burrito Tunnel does to people.
but if you don’t walk thru a car wash how else do you get clean
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
but if you don’t walk thru a car wash how else do you get clean
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Usually it’d be up to me to write the mod for the game so people could say that
The developers behind Train Simulator and about seven different Train World Sim games are making a Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine game and I am so "ON BOARD," as it were
Look at the goddamn first-person driver's compartment view. YOU ARE INSIDE THOMAS.
store.steampowered.com/app/3743790/...
Look at the goddamn first-person driver's compartment view. YOU ARE INSIDE THOMAS.
store.steampowered.com/app/3743790/...
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Usually it’d be up to me to write the mod for the game so people could say that
how fucking dumb do you have to be to come at me with memecoin shit from your personal fucking LinkedIn
February 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
how fucking dumb do you have to be to come at me with memecoin shit from your personal fucking LinkedIn
Oh so that’s how they’re announcing the release of timberborn v1.0
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Oh so that’s how they’re announcing the release of timberborn v1.0
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"I've got a vertex transformation bug in my rendering pipeline" architecture.
The Stuhlhockerbank by Yvonne Fehling and Jennie Peiz effortlessly "melts" chairs and benches into one continuous flow of solid oak.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
"I've got a vertex transformation bug in my rendering pipeline" architecture.
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I only use organic software that hasn't been developed using computers
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I only use organic software that hasn't been developed using computers
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Currently watching Neill Blokamp visibly wince as he translates Peter Watts story concepts into Neuralink references so Joe Rogan can keep up
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Currently watching Neill Blokamp visibly wince as he translates Peter Watts story concepts into Neuralink references so Joe Rogan can keep up
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[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy
[board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?
[board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?
Management says the Grinch Meal drove the highest ever single day of sales in company history lol
I regret to announce that the McDonald’s Grinch Meal featuring dill pickle fries and a pair of themed socks absolutely rules and I love it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
[me telling the board about how we got the highest single day of sales in company history] it was crazy
[board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?
[board member who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was it the grink meal?
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I cannot tell you how fucking tired I am of chess buttplugs
But also I completely agree with this
But also I completely agree with this
I think they should allow wireless buttplugs in pro chess, but make it so both sides have to have them and the buttplug operators are the ones actually competing like in Real Steel (2011)
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I cannot tell you how fucking tired I am of chess buttplugs
But also I completely agree with this
But also I completely agree with this
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February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey sports gays I’m gonna need translation here
?
*BESSENT ON PULTE: LIKE ALL GOOD TEAMS, CAN BE SPAT IN LOCKERS
*BESSENT ON PULTE: LIKE ALL GOOD TEAMS, CAN BE SPAT IN LOCKERS
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
hey sports gays I’m gonna need translation here
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I joined the game industry with a simple dream:
To work on a Garfield licensed property so that I could change the default difficulty level name from Normal to Nermal
To work on a Garfield licensed property so that I could change the default difficulty level name from Normal to Nermal
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I joined the game industry with a simple dream:
To work on a Garfield licensed property so that I could change the default difficulty level name from Normal to Nermal
To work on a Garfield licensed property so that I could change the default difficulty level name from Normal to Nermal
oh hell yeah google open source into vore
this gonna make several new e621 tags
this gonna make several new e621 tags
A project that consumes its contributors will eventually consume itself.
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
oh hell yeah google open source into vore
this gonna make several new e621 tags
this gonna make several new e621 tags
REPRESENTATION
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
REPRESENTATION
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coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
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Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.
Ok do per-account repost on/off and we'll be perfect and you'll never have to touch anything ever again
(edit buttons are for cowaards)
(edit buttons are for cowaards)
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ok do per-account repost on/off and we'll be perfect and you'll never have to touch anything ever again
(edit buttons are for cowaards)
(edit buttons are for cowaards)
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist