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@buttplug.engineer
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· Oct 17
Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:
Buttplugs
Buttplugs
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ask your doctor if Basinski is right for you
early-onset loop disintegration
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ask your doctor if Basinski is right for you
Buttplugs
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Buttplugs
I have also been playing Q-UP and yeah pretty much all of this
It’s made by the universal paperclips people ffs
It’s made by the universal paperclips people ffs
I've been playing Q-UP, a brilliant and deeply weird incremental game with an esports theme.
It starts with a simple coin flip and spirals into a fugue of emergent mechanics.
I'll post some thoughts here as I idly play…
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
It starts with a simple coin flip and spirals into a fugue of emergent mechanics.
I'll post some thoughts here as I idly play…
store.steampowered.com/app/3730790/...
Save 10% on Q-UP on Steam
Sick of long queues, unfair matchups, and arbitrary reflex tests? Try Q-UP, the coin flipping eSport. It's one part clicker, one part multiplayer strategy game, one part demented capitalism simulator,...
store.steampowered.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have also been playing Q-UP and yeah pretty much all of this
It’s made by the universal paperclips people ffs
It’s made by the universal paperclips people ffs
if ai models are the new gods then vibe coding is actually speaking in tongues
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
if ai models are the new gods then vibe coding is actually speaking in tongues
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Happy Birthday, Wendy Carlos!
🏳️⚧️🎹🎛️🎚️🐈
🏳️⚧️🎹🎛️🎚️🐈
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Wendy Carlos!
🏳️⚧️🎹🎛️🎚️🐈
🏳️⚧️🎹🎛️🎚️🐈
I can’t believe they made Samus’s teeth like that in the new Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I can’t believe they made Samus’s teeth like that in the new Metroid
I love how incredibly mean this interpretation of poutine is.
Down to it being served on what looks like a piece of a drawer from an ikea unit.
Just so many ways this implicitly says "fuck you".
Down to it being served on what looks like a piece of a drawer from an ikea unit.
Just so many ways this implicitly says "fuck you".
I had this inflicted on me on tumblr and now I have to share it with my Canadian friends here because WHAT.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I love how incredibly mean this interpretation of poutine is.
Down to it being served on what looks like a piece of a drawer from an ikea unit.
Just so many ways this implicitly says "fuck you".
Down to it being served on what looks like a piece of a drawer from an ikea unit.
Just so many ways this implicitly says "fuck you".
Butt plugs
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Butt plugs
deep dip 3 lookin good
Meryal Water Park, Qatar. instagram.com/p/CfCZKlKh_9C
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
deep dip 3 lookin good
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the indie game singularity is upon us.
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the indie game singularity is upon us.
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my team at @gitlab.com is hiring an Intermediate Backend Engineer (all-remote) :D
definitely apply if you
- are excited by building tools and frameworks for developers,
- are energized by making tools and processes more efficient,
- have some experience with monitoring/observability, and
- love Go.
definitely apply if you
- are excited by building tools and frameworks for developers,
- are energized by making tools and processes more efficient,
- have some experience with monitoring/observability, and
- love Go.
Intermediate Backend Engineer, Development Tooling
Remote, Canada; Remote, EMEA
job-boards.greenhouse.io
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
my team at @gitlab.com is hiring an Intermediate Backend Engineer (all-remote) :D
definitely apply if you
- are excited by building tools and frameworks for developers,
- are energized by making tools and processes more efficient,
- have some experience with monitoring/observability, and
- love Go.
definitely apply if you
- are excited by building tools and frameworks for developers,
- are energized by making tools and processes more efficient,
- have some experience with monitoring/observability, and
- love Go.
While small, the Steam Machine is not buttsafe.
Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.
Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.
the inside of the Steam Machine is just as compact as the Xbox Series X in an even smaller cube. The GabeCube, if you like
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
While small, the Steam Machine is not buttsafe.
Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.
Please do not try to put the steam machine in your butt.
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Valve just revolutionized jacking off with TVs strapped to your head
(Yes I’m getting one and yes intiface will be ported to it)
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
(Yes I’m getting one and yes intiface will be ported to it)
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Steam Frame
VR and non-VR gaming
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Valve just revolutionized jacking off with TVs strapped to your head
(Yes I’m getting one and yes intiface will be ported to it)
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
(Yes I’m getting one and yes intiface will be ported to it)
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Love having to say “yeah I’m getting the shiny new vr platform when it comes out because it’s going to be huge for porn”
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Love having to say “yeah I’m getting the shiny new vr platform when it comes out because it’s going to be huge for porn”
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
Both @inkygeek.com and I playing powerwash simulator 2 on the same machine means a lot of "Mom said it's my turn to play chores" happening
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Both @inkygeek.com and I playing powerwash simulator 2 on the same machine means a lot of "Mom said it's my turn to play chores" happening
New LinkedIn bio just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
New LinkedIn bio just dropped
do you ever think about how many fetishes are driven by media
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
do you ever think about how many fetishes are driven by media
And every day it will shit on your bed
Saw a post saying Open Source software wasn't free as in speech OR beer. It was free as in kittens - once you have it, you have to take care of it the rest of its life.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
And every day it will shit on your bed
“Let’s open the kimono” - sexist, awkward, racist
“Let’s unzip the fursuit” - powerful, unexpected, equally confusing to all present (even furries)
“Let’s unzip the fursuit” - powerful, unexpected, equally confusing to all present (even furries)
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Let’s open the kimono” - sexist, awkward, racist
“Let’s unzip the fursuit” - powerful, unexpected, equally confusing to all present (even furries)
“Let’s unzip the fursuit” - powerful, unexpected, equally confusing to all present (even furries)
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love Home Assistant because when you wanna do something you'll find a YouTube video of a really excited 63 year old dutch guy who is very excited to share a YAML file.