MECHANICAL RAT PIZZA AND CHILD CASINO
@butterbeens.bsky.social
gonna fight that rat (chunke cheese) 🍕👊🐀💥
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
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sorry but i am not allowed out of bed yet as honey is sharing the covers with me
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sorry but i am not allowed out of bed yet as honey is sharing the covers with me
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MY STORY IS PUBLISHED!!! JD Vance's brother ran for mayor of my city and lost by a record-setting margin. Odd guy.
I recommend an adblocker for Citybeat's website (we are an alt-weekly run by people who don't understand the alt-weekly spirit) but please read it!
www.citybeat.com/news/despite...
I recommend an adblocker for Citybeat's website (we are an alt-weekly run by people who don't understand the alt-weekly spirit) but please read it!
www.citybeat.com/news/despite...
Despite Landslide Loss, Mayoral Candidate Cory Bowman May be Considering Another Run
Bowman’s message about his failed bid for mayor shifts from the podium to the pulpit.
www.citybeat.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
MY STORY IS PUBLISHED!!! JD Vance's brother ran for mayor of my city and lost by a record-setting margin. Odd guy.
I recommend an adblocker for Citybeat's website (we are an alt-weekly run by people who don't understand the alt-weekly spirit) but please read it!
www.citybeat.com/news/despite...
I recommend an adblocker for Citybeat's website (we are an alt-weekly run by people who don't understand the alt-weekly spirit) but please read it!
www.citybeat.com/news/despite...
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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the humiliation of driving all the way to a store for a snack but then realizing u missed closing by like four minutes bc u foolishly assumed they were 24 hours
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
the humiliation of driving all the way to a store for a snack but then realizing u missed closing by like four minutes bc u foolishly assumed they were 24 hours
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if u drive one of these trucks w the tiny ass truck bed in washington dc i KNOW youre insecure with your sexual performance
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
if u drive one of these trucks w the tiny ass truck bed in washington dc i KNOW youre insecure with your sexual performance
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
absolute dogshit day at work to the point im considering calling out tomorrow. dramatic of me i fear
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
absolute dogshit day at work to the point im considering calling out tomorrow. dramatic of me i fear
i want to play little goody two shoes again. i want to stream it for friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i want to play little goody two shoes again. i want to stream it for friends.
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all the obvious external factors aside, my biggest problem with generative "AI" is that it's not being used to free up creators, unleash their potential, open up new avenues of expression the way it was advertised. it's being used to skimp on labor costs, cut corners, and maximize efficiency.
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
all the obvious external factors aside, my biggest problem with generative "AI" is that it's not being used to free up creators, unleash their potential, open up new avenues of expression the way it was advertised. it's being used to skimp on labor costs, cut corners, and maximize efficiency.
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in my time learning French whenever I've been met with anything Quebecois my mind always goes to this video like immediately
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
in my time learning French whenever I've been met with anything Quebecois my mind always goes to this video like immediately
ill pick honey up & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill pet her & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill give her kisses & she'll be like MOOWW like im attacking her
ill put a blanket over her head and she'll be like MOW and then think it's safe, much like how birds think it's night
ill pet her & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill give her kisses & she'll be like MOOWW like im attacking her
ill put a blanket over her head and she'll be like MOW and then think it's safe, much like how birds think it's night
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
ill pick honey up & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill pet her & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill give her kisses & she'll be like MOOWW like im attacking her
ill put a blanket over her head and she'll be like MOW and then think it's safe, much like how birds think it's night
ill pet her & she'll be like MOWW like im attacking her
ill give her kisses & she'll be like MOOWW like im attacking her
ill put a blanket over her head and she'll be like MOW and then think it's safe, much like how birds think it's night
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
i miss them. i want to go home wtf
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i miss them. i want to go home wtf
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
i was so charmed by this im sending pics of nuts to my friends and making them guess what they are btw
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i was so charmed by this im sending pics of nuts to my friends and making them guess what they are btw
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I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
my extremely heterosexual father met him once and was like "the stories are true"
there is NO WAY bill clinton is THAT sexually magnetic dawg there is no universe in which DONALD TRUMP was convinced to suck clintons cock I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
my extremely heterosexual father met him once and was like "the stories are true"
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Barely even a week later:
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Barely even a week later:
what the fuck did i miss
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
what the fuck did i miss