MECHANICAL RAT PIZZA AND CHILD CASINO
@butterbeens.bsky.social
gonna fight that rat (chunke cheese) 🍕👊🐀💥
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
i miss them. i want to go home wtf
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i miss them. i want to go home wtf
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
i was so charmed by this im sending pics of nuts to my friends and making them guess what they are btw
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i was so charmed by this im sending pics of nuts to my friends and making them guess what they are btw
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I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
my extremely heterosexual father met him once and was like "the stories are true"
there is NO WAY bill clinton is THAT sexually magnetic dawg there is no universe in which DONALD TRUMP was convinced to suck clintons cock I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
my extremely heterosexual father met him once and was like "the stories are true"
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Barely even a week later:
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Barely even a week later:
what the fuck did i miss
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
what the fuck did i miss
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call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯
migraine at work... tummy ache.....
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
migraine at work... tummy ache.....
miss leggies
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
miss leggies
rejected from a job bc i used running tabletop games as an example of skills involved with operating a team project. like not even that i havent run a "professional" team project but because i used tabletop as the example. Dude
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
rejected from a job bc i used running tabletop games as an example of skills involved with operating a team project. like not even that i havent run a "professional" team project but because i used tabletop as the example. Dude
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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valve: this is the steam machi-
the collective internet: gabecube
the collective internet: gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
valve: this is the steam machi-
the collective internet: gabecube
the collective internet: gabecube
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See u next tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See u next tomorrow
im casting curses. im bestowing plagues
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
im casting curses. im bestowing plagues
stevie w: i did my hair today and tonight it looked terrible but ive received several compliments instead
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
stevie w: i did my hair today and tonight it looked terrible but ive received several compliments instead
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
always really funny and really painful when honey forgets my foot is part of the rest of me 🥹🥹🥹
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
always really funny and really painful when honey forgets my foot is part of the rest of me 🥹🥹🥹
look at this honey from 7 years ago. the steroids really have made her extra round
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
look at this honey from 7 years ago. the steroids really have made her extra round
what makes people think its ok to video call while in the locker room. like im trying to get changed over here
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
what makes people think its ok to video call while in the locker room. like im trying to get changed over here