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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
that's why i post on company time 🏴
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
that's why i post on company time 🏴
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Taking suggestions for my 2026 bingo card (it is a living document until 11:59pm on NYE)
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Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
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Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.
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Really not beating the bush allegations
NEW — Trump has signed an executive order "designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor chemical as weapons of mass destruction (WMD)." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
Trump to declare 'illicit' fentanyl 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Really not beating the bush allegations
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sir goony mini golf, flying saucer, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
sir goony mini golf, flying saucer, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
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self-destruct corporate governance clause that requires transfer of all IP to the public domain in the event of a leveraged buyout
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
self-destruct corporate governance clause that requires transfer of all IP to the public domain in the event of a leveraged buyout
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Bluesky comments are like encountering the patients the neuropsychologist Alexander Luria found in the Soviet Union:
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bluesky comments are like encountering the patients the neuropsychologist Alexander Luria found in the Soviet Union:
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never kill yourself
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
never kill yourself
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Art of War was a manual for 5th century BC noble failsons to prevent them from losing the entire army to diarrhea. This is why it appeals so much to oligarch failsons of the 21st century AD.
This is like when you read the art of war and find out it’s full of stuff like “your soldiers don’t fight as well if they’re starving. Make sure you feed them.”
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Art of War was a manual for 5th century BC noble failsons to prevent them from losing the entire army to diarrhea. This is why it appeals so much to oligarch failsons of the 21st century AD.
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God Emperor of Dune
December 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
God Emperor of Dune
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Me, turning to my fellow Fremen after the Lisan al Gaib gains favor by riding and communing with Shai-Hulud: big whoop!! I’m not jealous
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Me, turning to my fellow Fremen after the Lisan al Gaib gains favor by riding and communing with Shai-Hulud: big whoop!! I’m not jealous
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Please don't express my anal glands without my permission
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Please don't express my anal glands without my permission
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How it feels to drink juice as an adult
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Random DNC spam text:
Would you like to contribute 50 septims to the fund?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Random DNC spam text:
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looking great, sir
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
looking great, sir
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Biden could have been the legal weed president and secured the stoner vote eternally but nooo
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Biden could have been the legal weed president and secured the stoner vote eternally but nooo
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Have you accepted goku as your lord and savior
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Have you accepted goku as your lord and savior