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Screenshot of C-SPAN coverage of white house press secretary Karoline Leavitt giving a press conference. The bottom third reads "White house press secretary comments on east wing demolition for new ballroom." An image of the white house in the background has had the eastern half of the building edited out.
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
butlerian-jihadi.bsky.social
Taking suggestions for my 2026 bingo card (it is a living document until 11:59pm on NYE)
2026 Bingo card with most squares filled in with text. The center square is a champagne bottle popping with "You Know" written under it. Other entries are: "Fox News declares it is the patriotic duty of every American to eat tofu to support soybean farmers" "Invasion of Norway slowed by extra PT time for soldiers on front lines" "All donors to PBS are put on the No-Fly list" "Mormon separatists fund takeover of Boise entirely though soda stream sales" "Disposable vapes become status symbol due to tariffs" "I am unable to install or mute notifications from Truth Social" "Florida bans homosexuals from using crosswalks" "Costco funds centrist militia" "Pope Leo excommunicates members of the Trump administration and Amy Comey Barrett" "Dolly Parton gains and then loses the Mandate of Heaven" "Honolulu briefly becomes a city-state" "Signal gets removed from the app store" "The NFL and RFK Jr test colloidal silver as cure for CTE" "Soccer becomes countercultural phenomenon" "Butlerian Jihad begins in rural Alabama" "MTG accidentally reinvents Marxism"
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
butlerian-jihadi.bsky.social
You have inspired me thank you
2026 Bingo card with about half the squares filled with text. Entries are: "Fox news declares that it is the patriotic duty of every american to eat tofu to support soybean farmers" "Disposable vapes become status symbol due to tariffs" "Costco funds centrist militia" "Pope excommunicates members of the trump administration" "Dolly Parton gains and then loses Mandate of Heaven" "Honolulu briefly becomes a city-state" "The NFL partners with RFK Jr to find the root cause of CTE" "Soccer becomes countercultural phenomenon" "Butlerian Jihad begins in rural Iowa" "MTG accidentally reinvents Marxism"
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
butlerian-jihadi.bsky.social
Unnerved by the resemblance to Yes Man
Yes Man from Fallout: New Vegas. A boxy grey robot with a TV for a face. The TV shows a cartoonish smiling face.
September 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM