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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Chuck Schumer tweet: if Trump is so serious about getting rid of aliens by any means necessary, why doesn't he release the UFO files? 😜

Gustavo Petro tweet: the souls of Caesar, Tarik, Biohó, and Bolivar visited me and told me to counter-tariff the rabid Yanqui dog.
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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nileoart.rip
To my American trans friends and followers, a word of warning before passport offices open tomorrow from a friend currently dealing with this situation
Tell folks not to try to panic update their passports. We cannot change our gender right now, and in some places there is risk of your documents being confiscated. Your passports are technically government property according to 22 cfr 51.7, and they can be taken from you (and already have been for some people). This means that not only can they reject your application (and at this point they will), but they can also straight up keep your passport and other supporting documents. In Whitman county (conservative county south of where I live) some people went to get their passports updated and the employees there told them their application was rejected *and they took those people's passports*. It's all still rapidly updating and likely will for quite a time. Just tell folks not to panic hand their passport over - it's too messy right now.
January 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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foxenlock.bsky.social
Spam email calling me the wrong name. Not even my dead name. Just a total stab in the dark name. Put in a little effort, hey?
January 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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ghola.bsky.social
catching up with the old bog
ravine bog
January 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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failingup.bsky.social
Super excited for 2 straight weeks of "philly is so fucked up" content
A man is cooking a pig in a shopping cart at an Eagles tailgate.
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
my backyard
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
businessdaddy.bsky.social
Rick Berman being Rick Berman
January 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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cheatlines.co
Now it's time for a performance of the Busytown Philharmonic (button accordion and 1950s portable pump organ)
My SIL's pump organ
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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therealcbrad.bsky.social
Daily affirmation: I know how to enjoy things in a normal, non obsessive, manner
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
businessdaddy.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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jonrosenberg.bsky.social
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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milesklee.bsky.social
if you had any doubt that LA Sheriffs are overpaid, I just saw one at the Erewhon smoothie bar
August 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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cheatlines.co
pollinating the cucumbers by hand with a paintbrush feels like my Mountain Hag brand reaching a new level
August 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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cameronbradford.bsky.social
Paranoid Boeing whistleblower looking through his blinds and seeing a 737 that's poorly disguised as a florist's van parked outside his house
March 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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thomasfuchs.at
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Meme with monkey looking at double slits (from the famous double slit experiment) and seeing a particle pattern and away and suddenly it’s a wave interference pattern
December 9, 2023 at 2:56 AM
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samthielman.com
This is Rudy Giuliani’s personal 9/11
December 15, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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cheatlines.co
many of my online friends: ffxiv
me. nodding: Feffectsive
December 15, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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screamerjim.bsky.social
Fuck you I’ll never stop sleeping in the intertidal zone
December 16, 2023 at 6:45 AM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
every story about a breakthrough in women’s health is like, previously doctors thought the symptoms were caused by their abnormally small and hysterical brains but researchers have found there is a legitimate medical explanation that has been ignored for 70 years.
December 13, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
freelance journalism distilled:

www.thehandbasket.co/p/writing-an...
The Handbasket MARISA KABAS, THE HANDBASKET: So, how did you actually find out that Kissinger died? SPENCER ACKERMAN: Oh, my wife came running into the room with her phone out and shaking lit] to show me whatever notification it was. KABAS: What was your initial reaction? ACKERMAN: I can finally get paid? KABAS: Tell me a little bit more about that. ACKERMAN: When you write an obituary, you don't get paid until the piece runs. So this has been something that I had filed in the middle of 2022, and had not and could not be paid for until Henry Kissinger died. So, some financial reasoning took over in the moment.
December 4, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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cheatlines.co
*seeing a tall, willowy babe wearing a blue tarp belted with an extension cord* and I bet it would look basically the same on me, also
December 4, 2023 at 11:01 PM
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afraid.bsky.social
Prompt: “I need a cool thing for a person at the edge of sanity to do”
ChatGPT: eat a parfait cup with sour cream instead of yogurt
December 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM