Turkbody McYams
@failingup.bsky.social
Do not pre-comply
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Pinned
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
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Please share widely
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please share widely
Going to the pet store and looking around is more fun than going to the zoo
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Going to the pet store and looking around is more fun than going to the zoo
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
Most wonderful time of the year
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Most wonderful time of the year
My 78 year old dad just asked if I knew who Adam Friedland is
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My 78 year old dad just asked if I knew who Adam Friedland is
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
I will never vote for another non-DSA candidate in my life.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I will never vote for another non-DSA candidate in my life.
The more I think about it, the more I think that trying to make the NYC mayor's election all about Israel was a massive mistake for the institutional zionists. There was nothing to win -- it's not a foreign policy job -- but they were exposed for their Islamophobia and now Dems electeds everywhere
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The more I think about it, the more I think that trying to make the NYC mayor's election all about Israel was a massive mistake for the institutional zionists. There was nothing to win -- it's not a foreign policy job -- but they were exposed for their Islamophobia and now Dems electeds everywhere
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
"When I was president"...uh?
Trump on food stamp recipients: "It wasn't meant for people that could do whatever they want. The people that say, 'Well, I don't think I'll work. I'll just collect this money.'"
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"When I was president"...uh?
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.
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I got 3,000 plus followers, let's see if this gets any traction. Repost or Quote or reply if you are Jewish and hate Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL. I am curious if it's just me and my small circle.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I got 3,000 plus followers, let's see if this gets any traction. Repost or Quote or reply if you are Jewish and hate Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL. I am curious if it's just me and my small circle.
If Fuentes said this we would all, correctly, be screaming that its antisemitic. But because it's true, we're all just stuck with a turned stomach, praying that Zohran can figure out how to deal with Schumer gracefully and minimize the spurious attacks on himself.
Senate Democratic Minority Leader Schumer’s decision not to endorse Zohran Mamdani in the NYC mayoral race “was driven in large part…by his self-conception as a guardian of Israel, something he considers a core part of his personal and political identity.”
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If Fuentes said this we would all, correctly, be screaming that its antisemitic. But because it's true, we're all just stuck with a turned stomach, praying that Zohran can figure out how to deal with Schumer gracefully and minimize the spurious attacks on himself.
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
I went to sleep at 3am and woke up at 7am, my body needed to watch Zohran say "if you come for one of us you have to get through all of us" on repeat.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I went to sleep at 3am and woke up at 7am, my body needed to watch Zohran say "if you come for one of us you have to get through all of us" on repeat.
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looking forward to months of pundit fretting over whether the right needs its own Normal Gossip lol
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
looking forward to months of pundit fretting over whether the right needs its own Normal Gossip lol
Sometimes good things happen
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes good things happen
In the quietest, most respectful voice that still registers as sound waves, "fuck yeah."
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In the quietest, most respectful voice that still registers as sound waves, "fuck yeah."
Harry Whittington's ghost came back for revenge
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Harry Whittington's ghost came back for revenge
Man, if I get to celebrate Zohran winning and Dick Cheney dying on the same day....
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Man, if I get to celebrate Zohran winning and Dick Cheney dying on the same day....
If the letters IDC mean anything to you then you don't even need to read this list you can just make the dismissive jerkoff hand motion
Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If the letters IDC mean anything to you then you don't even need to read this list you can just make the dismissive jerkoff hand motion
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
I'm glad that Mamdani is a more patient person than I am because I'm losing it.
Zo-ron Mom-donny.
Not Zor-han. The m comes before the n in his last name. It's actually really easy if you take the time to look at how it's spelled.
Zo-ron Mom-donny.
Not Zor-han. The m comes before the n in his last name. It's actually really easy if you take the time to look at how it's spelled.
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm glad that Mamdani is a more patient person than I am because I'm losing it.
Zo-ron Mom-donny.
Not Zor-han. The m comes before the n in his last name. It's actually really easy if you take the time to look at how it's spelled.
Zo-ron Mom-donny.
Not Zor-han. The m comes before the n in his last name. It's actually really easy if you take the time to look at how it's spelled.
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We're seeing in real time that many people are already in hell in that they carry hell with them wherever they go. Those making fun of people on SNAP are already in hell.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
We're seeing in real time that many people are already in hell in that they carry hell with them wherever they go. Those making fun of people on SNAP are already in hell.
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Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
October 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.