Turkbody McYams
@failingup.bsky.social
Do not pre-comply
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Queens partisan, rugger, and dad.
Most wonderful time of the year
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Most wonderful time of the year
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.
He listed this as one of his highest priorities on Ballotopedia and while I don't think it's the most important thing, I do think it's smart and draws in moderates and conservatives without throwing anyone under the bus.
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He listed this as one of his highest priorities on Ballotopedia and while I don't think it's the most important thing, I do think it's smart and draws in moderates and conservatives without throwing anyone under the bus.
Coulda sworn they blew him up...
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Coulda sworn they blew him up...
This dipshit is pretending to be ICE at the astoria Costco
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This dipshit is pretending to be ICE at the astoria Costco
My man likes to wear a toilet paper roll
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My man likes to wear a toilet paper roll
Can anyone think of a creepier way to describe 10 people playing piano?
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can anyone think of a creepier way to describe 10 people playing piano?
Yeah man, you're right. Americans are dying to be rescued by a guy who looks like this
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yeah man, you're right. Americans are dying to be rescued by a guy who looks like this
I should call her
August 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I should call her
Let me be clear..."pupu"
August 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Let me be clear..."pupu"
Was grooving like this at the bar and multiple non-my wife ladies came up to dance with me.
July 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Was grooving like this at the bar and multiple non-my wife ladies came up to dance with me.
The more I see of the opposition the more confident I feel
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The more I see of the opposition the more confident I feel
Are you sure it wasn't this?
June 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Are you sure it wasn't this?
A baby doll is an easy place to hide Iranian sleeper cells. Check inside the pillow case for yellow cake. A child can hide their nuclear weapons that are 2 weeks from being ready to launch behind a picture frame.
June 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A baby doll is an easy place to hide Iranian sleeper cells. Check inside the pillow case for yellow cake. A child can hide their nuclear weapons that are 2 weeks from being ready to launch behind a picture frame.
This man did nothing wrong
June 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This man did nothing wrong
OK I know we're all too quick to call everything as op but this is way too pat
June 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OK I know we're all too quick to call everything as op but this is way too pat
This single image can provoke 1000 years of discourse
May 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This single image can provoke 1000 years of discourse
Camptown Twist is just Camptown Races but instead of "gonna run all night" he sings "gonna twist all night." Twistin' In the Kitchen With Dinah is no better.
May 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Camptown Twist is just Camptown Races but instead of "gonna run all night" he sings "gonna twist all night." Twistin' In the Kitchen With Dinah is no better.
Hey @hausofdecline.bsky.social guy, we're making HRT free.
April 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey @hausofdecline.bsky.social guy, we're making HRT free.
They interviewed a Haus of Decline character in the NYT.
April 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
They interviewed a Haus of Decline character in the NYT.
How I feel knowing this guy's vote counts 1000 times as much as mine
April 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How I feel knowing this guy's vote counts 1000 times as much as mine
The second admin is all pain and damage and spite. It's crowding out the zaniness and goof-em-ups. I unironically think this is as much a factor in his tanking approval as the horrors of it all.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The second admin is all pain and damage and spite. It's crowding out the zaniness and goof-em-ups. I unironically think this is as much a factor in his tanking approval as the horrors of it all.