Wesley Campbell
@bswes.bsky.social
Prairie refugee living on the world's 43rd largest island
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I do not need to “save space” for dessert because I am not a child and I can just make myself sick by eating too much pie
i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Heat, but Vincent kills Waingro and Neil gets away
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Heat, but Vincent kills Waingro and Neil gets away
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If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
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When your cat takes the family photo.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When your cat takes the family photo.
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This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is Skye. She refuses to let her human leave for college. Willing to do anything to get him to change his mind about this whole "education" thing. 13/10 (IG: skye.redgoldenretriever)
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Implanted facehugging mofo
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Implanted facehugging mofo
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Can’t wait to restore civility by “dressing up” to fly, but then have to take half of it off to get through security.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can’t wait to restore civility by “dressing up” to fly, but then have to take half of it off to get through security.
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There are also more millionaires and billionaires than anytime in human history. Is there a correlation?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There are also more millionaires and billionaires than anytime in human history. Is there a correlation?
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So Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump really just want Mark Kelly to run for POTUS and humiliate JD Vance, right?
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump really just want Mark Kelly to run for POTUS and humiliate JD Vance, right?
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
Bc that's the only explanation that actually makes sense.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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Blonde Ambition
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Blonde Ambition
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
Material girl Nuzzi’s not much like a virgin, but she may end up writing for Vogue. And when she let Bobby Jr. dress her up in his love, it pushed bf Ryan over the borderline.
by Maureen Dowd
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
🎶If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety-nine problems, but JD Vance ain't one 🎶
I got ninety-nine problems, but JD Vance ain't one 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Rob Manfred was legit forced to sell off valuable assets to cover a giant hole he created and he's spinning that panic selloff as financial victory. Keep that in mind when he and the owners start talking about financial responsibility and shit during the upcoming labor battle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Rob Manfred was legit forced to sell off valuable assets to cover a giant hole he created and he's spinning that panic selloff as financial victory. Keep that in mind when he and the owners start talking about financial responsibility and shit during the upcoming labor battle.