Tony Fugazi
@bscavone13.bsky.social
Probably not my real name.
Writer / Host of The Unpaid Nobodies Podcast.
Chicago based. Also regular based
Writer / Host of The Unpaid Nobodies Podcast.
Chicago based. Also regular based
Any kind of political discourse online is no impossible because everyone responds to what they want you to have said and not what you said.
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Any kind of political discourse online is no impossible because everyone responds to what they want you to have said and not what you said.
All this "physical media" content has to be a ad campaign to sell shit, right?
‘Tis the season to be shopping: as Blu-rays and beyond get their time in the sun over gift exchanges this winter, Ella Kemp shares five ways that Letterboxd can help you level up your physical media collection—not just for Christmas! boxd.it/2Ss
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
All this "physical media" content has to be a ad campaign to sell shit, right?
Listen, I agree that Sinners is the best movie of the year and frankly, the best original movie in years. BUT it's really wild for people to act like it's a scrappy underdog when Christopher fuckin Nolan is running it's campaign for the Oscars
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Listen, I agree that Sinners is the best movie of the year and frankly, the best original movie in years. BUT it's really wild for people to act like it's a scrappy underdog when Christopher fuckin Nolan is running it's campaign for the Oscars
Don’t trust a leftist that thinks feudalism was better than captalism
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don’t trust a leftist that thinks feudalism was better than captalism
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Yelling at people about their Spotify wrapped is the most fake progressive shit I’ve ever seen. Go hand out food, you absolute poser
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yelling at people about their Spotify wrapped is the most fake progressive shit I’ve ever seen. Go hand out food, you absolute poser
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i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
The real moral of A Christmas Carol is that there’s a discreet amount of roast goose that could fix whatever the fuck with Tiny Tim; who is a frog.
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The real moral of A Christmas Carol is that there’s a discreet amount of roast goose that could fix whatever the fuck with Tiny Tim; who is a frog.
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
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I heard when Philly fans boo their own team Chicago fans wake up with a bottle of spicy giardiniera under their pillow.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I heard when Philly fans boo their own team Chicago fans wake up with a bottle of spicy giardiniera under their pillow.
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Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
My new most anticipated movie is the inevitable documentary about whatever the fuck is happening behind the scenes of Wicked
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My new most anticipated movie is the inevitable documentary about whatever the fuck is happening behind the scenes of Wicked
Maybe it’s my Entire-Family-Hates-Trump-And-Doesn’t-Support-Israel privilege is showing, but I have never had a political conversation over thanksgiving in my life. What are you people on?
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe it’s my Entire-Family-Hates-Trump-And-Doesn’t-Support-Israel privilege is showing, but I have never had a political conversation over thanksgiving in my life. What are you people on?
Letsa Go! (Back to Italy)
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Letsa Go! (Back to Italy)
If you’re a leftist hating people for gathering for one of our few legal holidays, you’re a disappointment and totally worthless to any real political action.
Die mad
Die mad
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you’re a leftist hating people for gathering for one of our few legal holidays, you’re a disappointment and totally worthless to any real political action.
Die mad
Die mad
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
If I had 3 wishes they would be
1) no more billionaires, everyone has unlimited money for fun shit
2) no more Israel
3) Pusha T verse on a remix of Freaky T
1) no more billionaires, everyone has unlimited money for fun shit
2) no more Israel
3) Pusha T verse on a remix of Freaky T
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If I had 3 wishes they would be
1) no more billionaires, everyone has unlimited money for fun shit
2) no more Israel
3) Pusha T verse on a remix of Freaky T
1) no more billionaires, everyone has unlimited money for fun shit
2) no more Israel
3) Pusha T verse on a remix of Freaky T
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
Shout out Wicked, that’s Dune for gays
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Shout out Wicked, that’s Dune for gays
I think it’s hilarious that the Dave Matthew’s band has two things
1) a black drummer
2) a whiter fan base than racism
1) a black drummer
2) a whiter fan base than racism
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I think it’s hilarious that the Dave Matthew’s band has two things
1) a black drummer
2) a whiter fan base than racism
1) a black drummer
2) a whiter fan base than racism
New rule: if you moralize your own/other people media consumption unprompted, you have to do fifteen (15) push ups
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New rule: if you moralize your own/other people media consumption unprompted, you have to do fifteen (15) push ups
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🧵International Men's Day is about trans men. It's about black and brown men. It's about NB people who go through life being seen as men for convenience. It's not only about the boy who gets bullied because he can't throw a football, but the athlete pressured out of a meaningful education.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🧵International Men's Day is about trans men. It's about black and brown men. It's about NB people who go through life being seen as men for convenience. It's not only about the boy who gets bullied because he can't throw a football, but the athlete pressured out of a meaningful education.