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Unhinged Headcanons is my middle name
Okay, it’s actually Elizabeth
Okay, it’s actually Elizabeth
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Every year on #PancakeDay we make a Peter Pancake.
March 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Every year on #PancakeDay we make a Peter Pancake.
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Where are the country songs lamenting Long Covid? Where are the angry punk/hip-hop songs protesting our society's lack of action? Where are the folk ballads chronicling our healthcare workers' struggles? Why is there a hole where our culture's heart should be?
March 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Where are the country songs lamenting Long Covid? Where are the angry punk/hip-hop songs protesting our society's lack of action? Where are the folk ballads chronicling our healthcare workers' struggles? Why is there a hole where our culture's heart should be?
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everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day
your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
March 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day
your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
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My greyhound always wants to be in the Zoom meetings.
March 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My greyhound always wants to be in the Zoom meetings.
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mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh?
me: it's called "satyr"
me: it's called "satyr"
March 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh?
me: it's called "satyr"
me: it's called "satyr"
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Y’all are out here like “What can I do? I’m nobody”, as if liberation hasn’t always come from little nobodies in little rooms with faith the size of a mustard seed and a yearning for freedom.
March 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Y’all are out here like “What can I do? I’m nobody”, as if liberation hasn’t always come from little nobodies in little rooms with faith the size of a mustard seed and a yearning for freedom.
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finished showering, got dressed, turned on my computer, booted up my project, wiped my glasses, turned on some music, ready to take on the world to create some cool shit
then I got a piece of hair in my eye and now I'm incapacitated. gravely ill. partially blind. ocularly dilapidated. in shambles
then I got a piece of hair in my eye and now I'm incapacitated. gravely ill. partially blind. ocularly dilapidated. in shambles
March 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
finished showering, got dressed, turned on my computer, booted up my project, wiped my glasses, turned on some music, ready to take on the world to create some cool shit
then I got a piece of hair in my eye and now I'm incapacitated. gravely ill. partially blind. ocularly dilapidated. in shambles
then I got a piece of hair in my eye and now I'm incapacitated. gravely ill. partially blind. ocularly dilapidated. in shambles
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A couple weeks ago I taught my nephew how to edit a short story he wrote and then he arrived with 6 more a week later in wildly different voices and before you start congratulating me on my genius relative yes the little blighter is charging his classmates for edits he has promised I'll do for them
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A couple weeks ago I taught my nephew how to edit a short story he wrote and then he arrived with 6 more a week later in wildly different voices and before you start congratulating me on my genius relative yes the little blighter is charging his classmates for edits he has promised I'll do for them
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“Right Here Right Now” is my favorite song about being punctual.
March 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“Right Here Right Now” is my favorite song about being punctual.
Wow trying to cancel prime made me feel so confused. It’s like they made the process difficult on purpose or something 😩
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wow trying to cancel prime made me feel so confused. It’s like they made the process difficult on purpose or something 😩
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In these terrible times we are going through, I wanted to share this beautiful crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones in our garden with you.
Take care! Stay strong!
Take care! Stay strong!
March 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In these terrible times we are going through, I wanted to share this beautiful crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones in our garden with you.
Take care! Stay strong!
Take care! Stay strong!
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If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!
February 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!
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One way to discipline a teen is by grounding them. But I prefer to repeat "This ain't it, bruh. I'm spilling the straight tea. Your yeet is canceled" until they beg for mercy
February 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One way to discipline a teen is by grounding them. But I prefer to repeat "This ain't it, bruh. I'm spilling the straight tea. Your yeet is canceled" until they beg for mercy
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Actual question from reporter: "Why don't you wear a suit?"
Ukrainian President Zelenskyy: "I will wear costume after this war will finish."
Ukrainian President Zelenskyy: "I will wear costume after this war will finish."
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Actual question from reporter: "Why don't you wear a suit?"
Ukrainian President Zelenskyy: "I will wear costume after this war will finish."
Ukrainian President Zelenskyy: "I will wear costume after this war will finish."
Husband set up hammock outside between two trees. So cool 😌 we snuggled up in it under the sun and it was so cozy
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Husband set up hammock outside between two trees. So cool 😌 we snuggled up in it under the sun and it was so cozy
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Main character: I cannot go this journey alone.
Side character: You have my charismatic support.
Love interest: You have my unconditional love.
Author: And MY trauma!
Side character: You have my charismatic support.
Love interest: You have my unconditional love.
Author: And MY trauma!
February 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Main character: I cannot go this journey alone.
Side character: You have my charismatic support.
Love interest: You have my unconditional love.
Author: And MY trauma!
Side character: You have my charismatic support.
Love interest: You have my unconditional love.
Author: And MY trauma!
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Still fuming about my conversation with my dad. I'm fighting for you, dickhead. I called my senator about the cuts to Social Security staff. I tell you that this administration is fixing to take food out of your own granddaughter's mouth, and you won't even fight for her? Fuck you, dude, fuck you
February 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Still fuming about my conversation with my dad. I'm fighting for you, dickhead. I called my senator about the cuts to Social Security staff. I tell you that this administration is fixing to take food out of your own granddaughter's mouth, and you won't even fight for her? Fuck you, dude, fuck you
Potty training tips for when a child is often too immersed in what they’re doing to pay attention to their body’s signals?
February 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Potty training tips for when a child is often too immersed in what they’re doing to pay attention to their body’s signals?
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Sentence I actually just typed in a text thread: "sorry to disappear for a sec there, was busy quietly radicalizing my mom"
February 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sentence I actually just typed in a text thread: "sorry to disappear for a sec there, was busy quietly radicalizing my mom"
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IF YOU DONT LOCK IN AND WORK ON YOUR ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS, WHO WILL? NO ONE! YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE WORK. YOU GOTTA DO THAT SHIT!
February 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
IF YOU DONT LOCK IN AND WORK ON YOUR ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS, WHO WILL? NO ONE! YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE WORK. YOU GOTTA DO THAT SHIT!
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i delete my posts a lot and wanted to give you some insight into why i do that:
1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed
2. vibes were off in the replies
3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself
4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying
1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed
2. vibes were off in the replies
3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself
4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying
February 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i delete my posts a lot and wanted to give you some insight into why i do that:
1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed
2. vibes were off in the replies
3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself
4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying
1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed
2. vibes were off in the replies
3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself
4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying