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🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉
@bromezaddams.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood crip, faulty parts, shoddily assembled, excellent hair. Any pronouns

http://badvibesonlyshop.etsy.com
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New animal-animals:

Camel spider
Crab shrimp

I'm supposed to be sleeping but I "had to look up just ONE THING"
Oooh Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Glenn Close, and Jerry Washington! 😊😊😊

(Boooooo Jeremy renner and mila kunis 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾)
Screeeeeee next Knives Out December 12
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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When people get locked in for a while, they start to think they can do less. Sometimes they need a reminder that if they don't do it someone else will.

Over time, bare minimum treatment can convince someone they aren't worthy of what they aren't getting. Gradually eats at their self-esteem.
My girl right here was finna risk it ALL.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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My girl right here was finna risk it ALL.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ok so I never finished SMILE because it seemed like The Bad Thing was unsolvable? Like they would never break the curse or vanquish the thing, and I can't deal with that kind of ending (I hated It Follows)

But now there's Smile 2

Do they actually defeat The Thing?
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Screeeeeee next Knives Out December 12
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I never cared for Clooney much, and pretty much only saw him the Ocean's movies, but now he's in negative points for me because he keeps doing shit with brad pitt, who is at the top of my Black List

Like it feels obvious they are good friends?
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sweatin at the grocery store pls kill me
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is how he leaves
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Today is a Fossil Friday kinda day featuring this brachiopod in a rock in the Finger Lakes region of NY :)
February 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Lol jesus, Liselotte, chill out
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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okay I love her
Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts

Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Like I'm going to take relationship advice from a guy who doesn't even fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The greater Seattle polycule is a threat to the church’s power holy father
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“So our polycule schismed”
“… say that word again”
“Polycule”
“No the word AFTER that”
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hooray! The only thing apparently worth saying about comedy - that it’s being gagged - is being said once again by someone who’s done absolutely fucking fine by being allowed to do whatever comedy he wanted in an extremely friendly environment that no longer exists, for purely economic reasons.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I ended up in physical therapy after surgery on my elbow. The practice specialized in hand injuries.

They had a board listing the most common reasons that their patients got injured. Cutting avocados was the top reason by a landslide!
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In bed 40 minutes early, and 10 minutes before the plant lights go off 😌😌😌

Maybe I'll get to do 2 puzzles tonight (they can take 35 minutes but they can also take 1h 15 lol)
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blehhhh grocery day tomorrow what a trial 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We're starting S2 of Man on the Inside ^_^
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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"For your charcuterie board party, plan on about one ounce of cheese per person" my GUY have you ever MET CHEESE BEFORE, I would NEVER limit my friends to ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF CHEESE.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM