🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉
@bromezaddams.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood crip, faulty parts, shoddily assembled, excellent hair. Any pronouns
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New animal-animals:
Camel spider
Crab shrimp
I'm supposed to be sleeping but I "had to look up just ONE THING"
Camel spider
Crab shrimp
I'm supposed to be sleeping but I "had to look up just ONE THING"
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He’s not “redeeming himself!” He grudgingly covered up his tattoo *recently* when it came to light! How can men “get better” if you excuse everything they do??
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He’s not “redeeming himself!” He grudgingly covered up his tattoo *recently* when it came to light! How can men “get better” if you excuse everything they do??
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In what way does "allowing folks to redeem themselves" mean that the path of redemption *begins* by leapfrogging into a US Senate seat?
Why should those who have NOT done "abhorrent things," step aside from leadership, in order to make way for HIM to be one of the most powerful ppl in the world?
Why should those who have NOT done "abhorrent things," step aside from leadership, in order to make way for HIM to be one of the most powerful ppl in the world?
He could work in an org dedicated to getting men like him out of what he euphemistically calls "a bad place"🙄
He has no standing to be Senator
& yet w his background, & his zero experience he wholly believes he DESERVES it, as do his very recent followers because he repeats the Prog Bro buzzwords
He has no standing to be Senator
& yet w his background, & his zero experience he wholly believes he DESERVES it, as do his very recent followers because he repeats the Prog Bro buzzwords
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In what way does "allowing folks to redeem themselves" mean that the path of redemption *begins* by leapfrogging into a US Senate seat?
Why should those who have NOT done "abhorrent things," step aside from leadership, in order to make way for HIM to be one of the most powerful ppl in the world?
Why should those who have NOT done "abhorrent things," step aside from leadership, in order to make way for HIM to be one of the most powerful ppl in the world?
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You're going to hand funding to Nazis and be shocked when they do awful things. Because your desire for a redemption narrative is trumping basic common sense.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You're going to hand funding to Nazis and be shocked when they do awful things. Because your desire for a redemption narrative is trumping basic common sense.
👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 we're a grocery day and I SAW MY MUM'S EX BESTIE
She might have seen me but I had already looked away and we were far apart.
Now we're spying on her at the cash waiting for her to leave (it's a BIG store.
My mum broke up with her because she was lying by omission about her COVID precautions
She might have seen me but I had already looked away and we were far apart.
Now we're spying on her at the cash waiting for her to leave (it's a BIG store.
My mum broke up with her because she was lying by omission about her COVID precautions
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 we're a grocery day and I SAW MY MUM'S EX BESTIE
She might have seen me but I had already looked away and we were far apart.
Now we're spying on her at the cash waiting for her to leave (it's a BIG store.
My mum broke up with her because she was lying by omission about her COVID precautions
She might have seen me but I had already looked away and we were far apart.
Now we're spying on her at the cash waiting for her to leave (it's a BIG store.
My mum broke up with her because she was lying by omission about her COVID precautions
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
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We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.
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the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the Patriots have one large coat. only the worthy may wear it.
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“People who got divorced after 10+ years of marriage are sharing why , and my heart is heavy”
Level with me: she used the blue shell on you in every match, didn’t she
Level with me: she used the blue shell on you in every match, didn’t she
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“People who got divorced after 10+ years of marriage are sharing why , and my heart is heavy”
Level with me: she used the blue shell on you in every match, didn’t she
Level with me: she used the blue shell on you in every match, didn’t she
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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My grandparents owned two homes, before they were 30 years old.
My parents, at 30.
Grandpa paid cash for both, my parents had a 15 year mortgage.
They've slowly taken everything away, greedy bastards want slave labor.
My parents, at 30.
Grandpa paid cash for both, my parents had a 15 year mortgage.
They've slowly taken everything away, greedy bastards want slave labor.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My grandparents owned two homes, before they were 30 years old.
My parents, at 30.
Grandpa paid cash for both, my parents had a 15 year mortgage.
They've slowly taken everything away, greedy bastards want slave labor.
My parents, at 30.
Grandpa paid cash for both, my parents had a 15 year mortgage.
They've slowly taken everything away, greedy bastards want slave labor.
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Talk about robbing the future from a generation.
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Talk about robbing the future from a generation.
It annoys me that Elsbeth got this Border Terrier because I think they are SUCH attractive dogs, but I know they can be awful and I'm sad about it lol
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It annoys me that Elsbeth got this Border Terrier because I think they are SUCH attractive dogs, but I know they can be awful and I'm sad about it lol
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“So, do you have any plans this weekend?”
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“So, do you have any plans this weekend?”
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
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I never did find a creamy garlic salad dressing that I liked
Until a few years ago, when I bought President's Choice creamy garlic DIP like for wings and stuff?
So now I use that for dip, and it's super thick, so for salad dressing, i add a bit of water, or add some to homemade dressing
I never did find a creamy garlic salad dressing that I liked
Until a few years ago, when I bought President's Choice creamy garlic DIP like for wings and stuff?
So now I use that for dip, and it's super thick, so for salad dressing, i add a bit of water, or add some to homemade dressing
You know what i LOVE
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I never did find a creamy garlic salad dressing that I liked
Until a few years ago, when I bought President's Choice creamy garlic DIP like for wings and stuff?
So now I use that for dip, and it's super thick, so for salad dressing, i add a bit of water, or add some to homemade dressing
I never did find a creamy garlic salad dressing that I liked
Until a few years ago, when I bought President's Choice creamy garlic DIP like for wings and stuff?
So now I use that for dip, and it's super thick, so for salad dressing, i add a bit of water, or add some to homemade dressing
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Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
You know what i LOVE
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You know what i LOVE
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
A chunk of iceberg lettuce with a drizzle of creamy garlic dressing
Like that poor people lettuce that because a stupid fancy people trend?
Iceberg may not be especially nutritious but it's refreshing, and anything that has fibre is good imo
He is deciding whether he wsnts to fall asleep in there, but it's really close to dinner time, so I'm not sure he will settle
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He is deciding whether he wsnts to fall asleep in there, but it's really close to dinner time, so I'm not sure he will settle
Here is one minute of Ravi climbing into a pair of cargo shorts
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Here is one minute of Ravi climbing into a pair of cargo shorts
One of my sock shipments came!
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One of my sock shipments came!
My head hurts >=<
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My head hurts >=<
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For me personally, the weirdest part of Christmas is when all the mall Santas join together by their beards and form a giant Santa-king. And then they roll around town, collecting materials for the elves to use for toys next year.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For me personally, the weirdest part of Christmas is when all the mall Santas join together by their beards and form a giant Santa-king. And then they roll around town, collecting materials for the elves to use for toys next year.
This is what happened when I watched Casablanca in my 20s lmao
I mean I KNEW the things I was finding cliché were almost all from that movie or from the same time
But I was still like "ew"
I mean I KNEW the things I was finding cliché were almost all from that movie or from the same time
But I was still like "ew"
It's always funny when young folks read or watch some unique, groundbreaking thing from 30-40 years ago and they're like "Yeah this is pretty cliched overdone stuff" 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is what happened when I watched Casablanca in my 20s lmao
I mean I KNEW the things I was finding cliché were almost all from that movie or from the same time
But I was still like "ew"
I mean I KNEW the things I was finding cliché were almost all from that movie or from the same time
But I was still like "ew"