Brkn Kr Hrd
@brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social
I knew you would come and end landlordism
Sort of academic, sort of performance type.
He/Him
Sort of academic, sort of performance type.
He/Him
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It's pretty fucking dire if The Beano knows its (mostly primary school aged) audience will not only see you as a punchline, but also get the joke that you're a gullible bullshitter.
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It's pretty fucking dire if The Beano knows its (mostly primary school aged) audience will not only see you as a punchline, but also get the joke that you're a gullible bullshitter.
Have another Heart Attack
Rafa Behr has a tactic for defeating Reform! Can you guess it? Can you guess what this one note hack has in mind?
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Have another Heart Attack
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No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out
![Code to add "i have the solution: wolves" to most of the text on a website. Produces stuff like "Tim Stanley
Netanyahu is committing a strategic blunder that will alienate the world. I have a solution: wolves."
javascript:(()=>{const PHRASE="I have a solution: wolves.";const SKIP=new Set(["SCRIPT","STYLE","NOSCRIPT","IFRAME","TEXTAREA","INPUT","CODE","PRE","SVG","CANVAS","MATH","SELECT","OPTION"]);const w=document.createTreeWalker(document.body,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,{acceptNode(n){const t=n.nodeValue;if(!t||!t.trim())return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;const p=n.parentElement;if(!p||p.isContentEditable||SKIP.has(p.tagName))return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;}});const chunkRe=/[^.!?…]+(?:[.!?…]+)?(?:["')\]]+)?(?:\s+|$)/g;const terminalPunctRe=/[.!?…]$/;const closersRe=/(["')\]]+)\s*$/;const alreadyRe=/\bI have a solution: wolves\.(?=(?:["')\]]+\s*)?$)/u;while(w.nextNode()){const node=w.currentNode;const original=node.nodeValue;let out="";for(const m of original.matchAll(chunkRe)){let s=m[0];const trimmed=s.trimEnd();if(!trimmed){out+=s;continue}const words=(trimmed.match(/[\p{L}\p{N}’']+/gu)||[]).length;if(words>=6&&!alreadyRe.test(trimmed)){const trailSpace=(s.match(/\s+$/)||[""])[0];let body=trimmed;let closers="";const cm=body.match(closersRe);if(cm){closers=cm[1];body=body.slice(0,-closers.length).trimEnd()}if(!terminalPunctRe.test(body))body+=".";body+=" "+PHRASE;s=body+(closers||"")+trailSpace}out+=s}if(out!==original)node.nodeValue=out}})();](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hpjse36yorgmic7iv625ehub/bafkreicatc56eq2lbygdrb2cy2ji52fncqggnytl7sqxmxtd2ozbvaeanu@jpeg)
August 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out
'Puy down the Wolf Tones record Citizen"
@alexdaviesjones.bsky.social : "We don't support terrorists in the UK. Would you be asking me that if this was about the IRA?"
Madeley: "... the IRA planted bombs... Palestine Action isn't quite in the same league"
"... we do not support terrorists in this country" #GMB
Madeley: "... the IRA planted bombs... Palestine Action isn't quite in the same league"
"... we do not support terrorists in this country" #GMB
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
'Puy down the Wolf Tones record Citizen"
UK Liberalism "You can't protest if we make it illegal to do so"
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
UK Liberalism "You can't protest if we make it illegal to do so"
I am sure Arresting People Into Compliance is going to work a treat
this is the standard for convictions under terrorism legislation. you'll never pass a DBS check. that's a life bar in jobs in teaching, healthcare, social services, civil service etc. it's an international travel bar. there's also upcoming legislation for bans to social housing and access to finance
Oh my days
August 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am sure Arresting People Into Compliance is going to work a treat
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i’m glib about it bc how else do you beg but like seriously i am using a food bank and shit, things fucking suck.
Monthly tradition of “please help me be un-destitute because all my Universal Credit has been instantly spent on bills and hitting metal doesn’t pay us a wage yet” begging bowl activity :/ paypal.me/katiejanemcc...
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paypal.me
August 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i’m glib about it bc how else do you beg but like seriously i am using a food bank and shit, things fucking suck.
ACAB
And fuck the Labour Party by extension.
And fuck the Labour Party by extension.
August 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ACAB
And fuck the Labour Party by extension.
And fuck the Labour Party by extension.
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Who else is sick of these god damned British limeys posting about their island's insignificant politics when there's a god damned CHEETO® in the White House??
August 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Who else is sick of these god damned British limeys posting about their island's insignificant politics when there's a god damned CHEETO® in the White House??
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Oscillating wildly between "this is too stupid to pass, it's unenforceable and it'll be watered down in the end" and "they're such petty, arrogant fucks, they'll not understand the implications and wave it through regardless".
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Oscillating wildly between "this is too stupid to pass, it's unenforceable and it'll be watered down in the end" and "they're such petty, arrogant fucks, they'll not understand the implications and wave it through regardless".
Remember this the next time you get a begging email asking you to Chip In.
Look at the names of the people mentioned in this, then CTRL+F the actual document for their own comments, which are presented unadorned in their own words. Then tell me this is not some form of fraud.
Labour pays estimated £2m to settle claims by 20 people over leaked antisemitism dossier
Settlements include payout to former elections chief falsely accused of trying to sabotage Corbyn campaign in 2017
www.theguardian.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Remember this the next time you get a begging email asking you to Chip In.
Fuck knows why I have not been able to get back into this for yonks.
January 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fuck knows why I have not been able to get back into this for yonks.
The UK looked at a genuinely world leading sector 15-20 years ago and went 'LOL, LMAO'
"Sector leaders expected more than 100 of the UK’s 140-odd universities to be making redundancies by the start of 2025, in what has been described as a “cataclysmic” situation where “everything is on the table”."
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/univers...
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/univers...
University job cuts to ‘hit 10,000 by year end’ despite fee rise
English fee rise does little to relieve pressure on institutions, with increased staff costs likely to swallow additional funding
www.timeshighereducation.com
November 21, 2024 at 10:50 AM
The UK looked at a genuinely world leading sector 15-20 years ago and went 'LOL, LMAO'
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Captain Tom's daughter making sure he wouldn't find out what she was doing with the money.
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Captain Tom's daughter making sure he wouldn't find out what she was doing with the money.
Sodha then Hutton
So if this Guardian/Observer journo strike happens, who do we think will scab first?
November 21, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Sodha then Hutton
Richard O'Brien also couldn't go more than five minutes without doing a 'questionable' accent.
Fascinating watching old Crystal Maze, you see some guy who looks about 45 and is introduced as "Geoff, 23 from Luton and he is a Quantity Surveyor"
November 21, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Richard O'Brien also couldn't go more than five minutes without doing a 'questionable' accent.
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There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
Fascinating watching old Crystal Maze, you see some guy who looks about 45 and is introduced as "Geoff, 23 from Luton and he is a Quantity Surveyor"
November 21, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Fascinating watching old Crystal Maze, you see some guy who looks about 45 and is introduced as "Geoff, 23 from Luton and he is a Quantity Surveyor"
Put the heating on for an hour for the first time this winter last night.
This morning British Gas: Hi Kier! A Quick Reminder to send your meter reading.
How do the fuckers know?
This morning British Gas: Hi Kier! A Quick Reminder to send your meter reading.
How do the fuckers know?
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Put the heating on for an hour for the first time this winter last night.
This morning British Gas: Hi Kier! A Quick Reminder to send your meter reading.
How do the fuckers know?
This morning British Gas: Hi Kier! A Quick Reminder to send your meter reading.
How do the fuckers know?
Sir Kill Farmer
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
November 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Sir Kill Farmer
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
Camus: "One must imagine Wile-E-Coyote happy"
November 18, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Camus: "One must imagine Wile-E-Coyote happy"
Fucking hell farmers are whiny bastards aren't they? Are we sure Stalin just didn't think they were annoying?
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Fucking hell farmers are whiny bastards aren't they? Are we sure Stalin just didn't think they were annoying?
"Liz Truss has murdered me"?
"Put a fiver on Chelsea"
"Tell Andrew he's a nonce"?
"Put a fiver on Chelsea"
"Tell Andrew he's a nonce"?
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
"Liz Truss has murdered me"?
"Put a fiver on Chelsea"
"Tell Andrew he's a nonce"?
"Put a fiver on Chelsea"
"Tell Andrew he's a nonce"?
Don't get into rows with Liberals. Call them a cunt and move on while they do 'Hahha Mayhap you have committed an Ad Hominem...'
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Don't get into rows with Liberals. Call them a cunt and move on while they do 'Hahha Mayhap you have committed an Ad Hominem...'