Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.
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Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
· Mar 25
If I was at the Château de Saint-Cloud on 18 Brumaire it wouldn't have gone down like that
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I am watching Mercy on television right now 😳😍👀🤩
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am watching Mercy on television right now 😳😍👀🤩
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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this is bait and it's going to work
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
this is bait and it's going to work
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i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
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Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
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2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
Startup expects its first Kaleidos reactor to power on at Idaho National Lab next year
Amid the AI boom, nuclear power is in vogue, with venture capitalists lining up to plow hundreds of millions into small modular reactor (SMR) startups to make their datacenter energy headaches go away.…
dlvr.it
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
I'm putting my marker down.
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm putting my marker down.
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
Startup expects its first Kaleidos reactor to power on at Idaho National Lab next year
Amid the AI boom, nuclear power is in vogue, with venture capitalists lining up to plow hundreds of millions into small modular reactor (SMR) startups to make their datacenter energy headaches go away.…
dlvr.it
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
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The banks are out of money
the banks are out of money
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The banks are out of money
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Are you telling me that capitalists can only develop technology to alienate and enclose human activity so as to mediate it through the commodity form as the material basis of child rape class dictatorship? That's crazy talk someone would have noticed by now and we would have done something about it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Are you telling me that capitalists can only develop technology to alienate and enclose human activity so as to mediate it through the commodity form as the material basis of child rape class dictatorship? That's crazy talk someone would have noticed by now and we would have done something about it.
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
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imagine if hardware manufacturers colluded with hyperscalers to hoard compute resources and then rent it back to consumers at a markup
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
imagine if hardware manufacturers colluded with hyperscalers to hoard compute resources and then rent it back to consumers at a markup
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the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
Just updated my spare phone and iOS 26 still looks like shit. Even with Reduce Motion and Increase Contrast turned on it still does all that bubbly skeuomorphic shit. Fucking disgusting.
Still can't believe we're doing skeuomorphism again the new iOS looks like shit.
Apple is officially washed. This is going to be the Windows Vista of iOS updates. #WWDC2025
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just updated my spare phone and iOS 26 still looks like shit. Even with Reduce Motion and Increase Contrast turned on it still does all that bubbly skeuomorphic shit. Fucking disgusting.
Unbelievable bag fumble by all the American car brands in the post Covid era.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Unbelievable bag fumble by all the American car brands in the post Covid era.
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old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
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the competitive phase of capitalism only occurs during the period of increased productivity after enclosure and primitive accumulation.
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the competitive phase of capitalism only occurs during the period of increased productivity after enclosure and primitive accumulation.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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They're calling it the greatest White Elephant pull of all time
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They're calling it the greatest White Elephant pull of all time
"What Is A Tank?"
Many people are asking this
Many people are asking this
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"What Is A Tank?"
Many people are asking this
Many people are asking this
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People are dunking on "artificially slow" but there actually is something there worth taking seriously. We design roads for speeds way higher than the posted speed limits, and then punish people for not going slower. It DOES often feel wrong to drive the speed limit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People are dunking on "artificially slow" but there actually is something there worth taking seriously. We design roads for speeds way higher than the posted speed limits, and then punish people for not going slower. It DOES often feel wrong to drive the speed limit.
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I feel like if we just executed every adult man that has physically touched Jeffrey Epstein that's a lot more omelette than broken egg
In the interest of transparency, we will continue to release photos from the Epstein estate. We have released an additional 70+ photos sent to our Committee. More to come. See them using the link below. ⬇️
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel like if we just executed every adult man that has physically touched Jeffrey Epstein that's a lot more omelette than broken egg