Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.
Excellent use of pillow
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Excellent use of pillow
If I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Imma feel like an asshole
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Imma feel like an asshole
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Imma feel like an asshole
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my t-shirt
Imma feel like an asshole
The kabbalah that actually controls the human race.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The kabbalah that actually controls the human race.
Split/Second was an arcade racer made by Disney of all people. It had a bunch of Mario Kart style features that made it a little more fun and noob friendly than something like Project Gotham Racing. I should see if I can get it going in an emulator.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Split/Second was an arcade racer made by Disney of all people. It had a bunch of Mario Kart style features that made it a little more fun and noob friendly than something like Project Gotham Racing. I should see if I can get it going in an emulator.
Going full Andrew Ryan I see
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Going full Andrew Ryan I see
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)
Lesbian Gate Bipolar Transistor
Lesbian Gate Bipolar Transistor
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)
Lesbian Gate Bipolar Transistor
Lesbian Gate Bipolar Transistor
Iranian Intelligence when they find out all of our top generals are going to be in one room.
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Iranian Intelligence when they find out all of our top generals are going to be in one room.
Happy 9/11 everyone!
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy 9/11 everyone!
@gossithedog.cyberplace.social.ap.brid.gy Plex announced a security incident today.
September 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
@gossithedog.cyberplace.social.ap.brid.gy Plex announced a security incident today.
Karl Rove totally vindicated
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Karl Rove totally vindicated
"When we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too"
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"When we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too"
I think it's time for him to make his big comeback.
August 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I think it's time for him to make his big comeback.
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
I can hear the lathe of heaven running from the parking lot, the tail stock is out of balance, and the machine is slowly vibrating across the floor toward an open rail dock.
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I can hear the lathe of heaven running from the parking lot, the tail stock is out of balance, and the machine is slowly vibrating across the floor toward an open rail dock.
Looking Good, Mr. President!
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Looking Good, Mr. President!
The cure for male loneliness is adopting two enormous rescue greyhounds and yelling at them in the Mickey Rooney Breakfast At Tiffany's voice whe they get the zoomies.
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The cure for male loneliness is adopting two enormous rescue greyhounds and yelling at them in the Mickey Rooney Breakfast At Tiffany's voice whe they get the zoomies.
A second close contact at the DSA convention has tested positive for COVID
August 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A second close contact at the DSA convention has tested positive for COVID
Who up violating they residential electrical code?
August 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who up violating they residential electrical code?