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hey question, is this bad?
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No one at the co-op can know that I eat Slim Jims when I’m upset.
January 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Let’s see how the next few weeks shake out, but I’m not even convinced Saldana is as much of a lock anymore.
January 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That scene where Charlie Bucket gets a golden ticket but instead it’s a single egg.
January 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I was taught that they made for good villains because they liked classical music and that made them complex but I’m starting to think that most of them did their version of quoting South Park all the time.
were the original nazis this dorky and embarrassing? like we think of them (rightly) as the executioners who carried out the holocaust but were they also a passel of nerds who lived in a world of idiotic grievances and resentments just like these guys do?
January 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We are on the path to unspeakable horrors in every direction and this Guantanamo plan really stands out.
Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.

"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There really isn’t anything new about deeply strange, rich, traditionally attractive, unfunny, cruel, overwhelmingly white people uninterested in depth and profiting from conservatism, except maybe that social media execs prop them up. Not for nothing, this article covers like three parties.
relevant New York cover
January 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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this piece is quite good mostly because it gets at the real reason for a lot of maga support. it's not about trump. they simply hate having to think about what they say and they absolutely will not stand for having to take responsibility for their speech. not remotely deep. nymag.com/intelligence...
January 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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It's actually wild how much reactionary politics comes down to wanting to say the r-word with impunity. I'm sorry not saying it was such a burden for many of you!
I mean……..that’s *your* circles I guess lol
January 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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This is 100% why the "weird" attack line was so powerful: all these right-wing weirdos want is to be considered the default.
January 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My strong microwave opinion is that any button other than add 30 seconds and stop is unneeded.
January 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Darth Vader kills Watto”
January 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Elder Wand theory
I thought Luigi gets to be the new CEO. Admittedly I'm a little old-fashioned when it comes to corporate succession.
January 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m a big fan of Kieran Culkin, and I dread all the 19-year-old BFA bros who will try to mimic his whole deal.
January 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We’re less than a week away from “I didn’t visit my dying grandmother because of congestion pricing.”
January 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have a holiday party Friday where the dress code is Business Holiday, which are simply two words.
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Colson don't miss!
incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...
January 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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i think rage at congestion pricing is a good example of how no one believes that the world can be positive sum anymore. like, people pay a small fee to get access to a faster commute — saving them valuable time — and the money improves public transit, saving other people valuable time. it's win-win!
January 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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the Most Tri-State Man Possible gets it
January 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Nicholas Cage has reached that level of icon where it sounds like he’s doing a Nicholas Cage impression.
January 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Adrien Brody? The guy from 2013’s inAPPropriate Comedy??
January 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wait this means way more people are going to be parking on the UWS and UES
Someone explain this one to me.
January 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Unrelated to acting, he’s 2025 Brando.
Sure, why not?
January 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM