Brian Eisley
@brianeisley.bsky.social
Abstract artist. Perennial student. Seeker of connections and hidden worlds.
Forever anti-fascist. 🏴🚩✊
Sacramento, CA, USA
Forever anti-fascist. 🏴🚩✊
Sacramento, CA, USA
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I'm glad to see that some MAGAs are figuring out that Trump is a con man who's only in it for himself.
Reminder that Democrats spent the entire last decade screaming from the rooftops about Trump's corruption and narcissism, and you called us libtards and sore losers. An apology would be welcome.
Reminder that Democrats spent the entire last decade screaming from the rooftops about Trump's corruption and narcissism, and you called us libtards and sore losers. An apology would be welcome.
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So I got to attend a Q&A with Tom Morello (guitar legend of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE fame), and from him I heard a very smart creative lesson, applicable to more than just musicians -- thought I'd share it, and some further thoughts and stories here:
A Very Good Piece Of Creative Advice From Tom Morello
As a cantankerous alt-rock grunge-loving teenager, I was not particularly a Rage Against the Machine guy — I mean, I liked the music but it didn’t connect with me, and my theory now as …
terribleminds.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So I got to attend a Q&A with Tom Morello (guitar legend of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE fame), and from him I heard a very smart creative lesson, applicable to more than just musicians -- thought I'd share it, and some further thoughts and stories here:
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Could somebody explain to me why people don't put their unit number in their mailing address? I'm talking about educated professionals. They give the street address but no office number. Happens all the time.
How do they expect to get their mail? Do they think the USPS is psychic?
How do they expect to get their mail? Do they think the USPS is psychic?
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Could somebody explain to me why people don't put their unit number in their mailing address? I'm talking about educated professionals. They give the street address but no office number. Happens all the time.
How do they expect to get their mail? Do they think the USPS is psychic?
How do they expect to get their mail? Do they think the USPS is psychic?
Happy birthday, Sparky.
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy birthday, Sparky.
I heard Jordan Peele wants to remake Night of the Lepus. He's gonna call it Lope.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I heard Jordan Peele wants to remake Night of the Lepus. He's gonna call it Lope.
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I’m all out of fucks.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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I’m All Out of Fucks
Cry harder MAGA.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m all out of fucks.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
dear sweet unearthly fuck why am I still awake
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
dear sweet unearthly fuck why am I still awake
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November 24, 2025
November 24, 2025
U.S.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
November 24, 2025
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
Wait, you want me to touch grass? But that's, like, outside.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wait, you want me to touch grass? But that's, like, outside.
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Udo Kier was one of the great character actors while also being a hell of a character offscreen, too. Truly one of God’s own prototypes. Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Udo Kier was one of the great character actors while also being a hell of a character offscreen, too. Truly one of God’s own prototypes. Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.
Chocolate Eunuch is the name of my next band.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Chocolate Eunuch is the name of my next band.
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AT&T spot on NPR:
"When you compare, there's no comparison."
What?
"When you compare, there's no comparison."
What?
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AT&T spot on NPR:
"When you compare, there's no comparison."
What?
"When you compare, there's no comparison."
What?
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
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Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
I knew I was gonna like this Pope.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I knew I was gonna like this Pope.
Without evidence, you're just another asshole with an opinion.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Without evidence, you're just another asshole with an opinion.
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"They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
--me, watching the Trump admin
--me, watching the Trump admin
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
--me, watching the Trump admin
--me, watching the Trump admin
I can't believe Demco used a whole box to send me one bone folder.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can't believe Demco used a whole box to send me one bone folder.
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
Why?
Why?
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, former Trump loyalist, says she is resigning from Congress
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, a once-loyal supporter of President Donald Trump who has become a critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.
Why?
Why?
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952