Brett
@brettryan.bsky.social
Dogs like me and I text in complete sentences.
It's been a while since he died, but... Did Prince always wear glasses?
August 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's been a while since he died, but... Did Prince always wear glasses?
My little best friend passed away today. She was a better friend than I could ever have deserved.
This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know.
If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better.
This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know.
If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better.
May 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My little best friend passed away today. She was a better friend than I could ever have deserved.
This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know.
If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better.
This post isn't for attention, or sympathy; it's just a tribute to the best little soul I'll probably ever know.
If this makes its way into your feed, I hope she helps make your day a little better.
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I grew up in Massachusetts
it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University
it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University
May 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I grew up in Massachusetts
it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University
it is truly, deeply offensive to me that I apparently have to spend this entire administration rooting for fucking Harvard University
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I’m not clicking that shit (99% of the links I see)
May 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m not clicking that shit (99% of the links I see)
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The thing that is particularly grating is how overtly stupid so much of this is. Just obviously dumb and uninformed but presented as wise and crafty. Like an annoying kid trying to weasel you out of five bucks.
May 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The thing that is particularly grating is how overtly stupid so much of this is. Just obviously dumb and uninformed but presented as wise and crafty. Like an annoying kid trying to weasel you out of five bucks.
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You can't scare me with your "If you thought today was Friday, gutted!" skeets. I thought it was Friday on Tuesday.
May 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
You can't scare me with your "If you thought today was Friday, gutted!" skeets. I thought it was Friday on Tuesday.
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the map says dragons be here but the dragons were *points to your heart* in here all along
May 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the map says dragons be here but the dragons were *points to your heart* in here all along
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It is probably illegal and certainly very rude to think poorly of me in any way
May 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It is probably illegal and certainly very rude to think poorly of me in any way
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One man’s trash is another man’s garbage.
Because that’s how synonyms work.
Because that’s how synonyms work.
May 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
One man’s trash is another man’s garbage.
Because that’s how synonyms work.
Because that’s how synonyms work.
If you're looking for the most Boston experience you could possibly have, go to a Massachusetts barber shop.
They've got
• Celtics jerseys
• Red Sox hats
• Patriots everything
• More dropped R's than a tipped over pirate ship
• Grown adults calling other adults "kid"
• Other wicked cool things
They've got
• Celtics jerseys
• Red Sox hats
• Patriots everything
• More dropped R's than a tipped over pirate ship
• Grown adults calling other adults "kid"
• Other wicked cool things
May 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you're looking for the most Boston experience you could possibly have, go to a Massachusetts barber shop.
They've got
• Celtics jerseys
• Red Sox hats
• Patriots everything
• More dropped R's than a tipped over pirate ship
• Grown adults calling other adults "kid"
• Other wicked cool things
They've got
• Celtics jerseys
• Red Sox hats
• Patriots everything
• More dropped R's than a tipped over pirate ship
• Grown adults calling other adults "kid"
• Other wicked cool things
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My skeets aren’t well liked because I’m not in any group chats and I don’t have any internet friends or real life ones or good skeets
May 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My skeets aren’t well liked because I’m not in any group chats and I don’t have any internet friends or real life ones or good skeets
I enjoy foods that make my mouth hurt, like salt and vinegar potato chips, and pineapple. I guess that makes me a mastichist.
May 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I enjoy foods that make my mouth hurt, like salt and vinegar potato chips, and pineapple. I guess that makes me a mastichist.
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The very best thing about moving is being able to be like "please excuse the mess we're still getting settled" for the next 7-10 years
May 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The very best thing about moving is being able to be like "please excuse the mess we're still getting settled" for the next 7-10 years
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we are not the gestapo
is not something one expects to start the week with
is not something one expects to start the week with
May 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
we are not the gestapo
is not something one expects to start the week with
is not something one expects to start the week with
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Monday. Strong coffee. Nice flowers and standing up for science 🧪
May 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Monday. Strong coffee. Nice flowers and standing up for science 🧪
I'm tired of talking about politics, I think I might just criticize them for who they are as people for a little while.
May 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm tired of talking about politics, I think I might just criticize them for who they are as people for a little while.
I couldn’t tell if this was someone's trash, or an avant-garde art installation, so I took a couple of pictures and moved on.
May 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I couldn’t tell if this was someone's trash, or an avant-garde art installation, so I took a couple of pictures and moved on.
How can we tell the difference?
Just saw the footage of RFK swimming in sewage contaminated water. Awful, those poor turds
May 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How can we tell the difference?
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On Bluesky, sometimes SW stands for sex work but other times SW stands for Star Wars. Tread carefully, adventurer
May 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
On Bluesky, sometimes SW stands for sex work but other times SW stands for Star Wars. Tread carefully, adventurer
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You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
May 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
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Get me out of this timeline
May 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Get me out of this timeline
I don't think I'm off base in believing that this man could not find his own asshole with both hands and a proctologist's undivided attention.
Alsobrooks to RFK Jr: "You are the wrong person for this job. And you had in this hearing today the unmitigated gall to say at the beginning of your testimony that China is ahead of the United States in healthcare because China does not have DEI."
May 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don't think I'm off base in believing that this man could not find his own asshole with both hands and a proctologist's undivided attention.
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Why does RFK Jr always look like his entire face is gonna pop
May 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why does RFK Jr always look like his entire face is gonna pop
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Joke’s on them, I never stopped calling it hbo
May 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Joke’s on them, I never stopped calling it hbo