Vitamin Bee 🐝
@vitaminpac1.bsky.social
Woke suburban coastal elite & serial hobbyist with the audacity. According to Tom, an Ohio 11
My skin is so dry already
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My skin is so dry already
My dad had his knee replaced last week and he keeps texting me about his leg hurting but then when I tell him what to do he doesn’t listen to me so glad I worked in ortho for 8 years
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My dad had his knee replaced last week and he keeps texting me about his leg hurting but then when I tell him what to do he doesn’t listen to me so glad I worked in ortho for 8 years
Sometimes I think about how much nicer American towns & cities would be if we kept all our trains and gilded age architecture and main streets and it makes me so mad
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sometimes I think about how much nicer American towns & cities would be if we kept all our trains and gilded age architecture and main streets and it makes me so mad
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When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When someone tries to tell me who Olivia Nuzzi is my eyes roll back and my mouth emits a 56k baud dial-up modem signal continuously until they go away.
We’re probably like, one government crisis away from RFK Jr trying to bring back mercury vapor baths for syphilis
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We’re probably like, one government crisis away from RFK Jr trying to bring back mercury vapor baths for syphilis
A paper chain garland made of fruit by the foot
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A paper chain garland made of fruit by the foot
Could you IMAGINE Joan Rivers at this moment in history
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Could you IMAGINE Joan Rivers at this moment in history
Incels and their chat gpt girlfriends be like
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Incels and their chat gpt girlfriends be like
I love this time of year, when sitting on the toilet feels like putting my ass on a glacier
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love this time of year, when sitting on the toilet feels like putting my ass on a glacier
The remake we all need is Sabrina the Teenage Witch with Melissa Joan Hart returning. Sabrina the Adult Millennial Suburban Boston Witch
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The remake we all need is Sabrina the Teenage Witch with Melissa Joan Hart returning. Sabrina the Adult Millennial Suburban Boston Witch
The “Beauty and the Beast” song is so for real because it’s just a bunch of underlings singing about how their boss is mean & ugly
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The “Beauty and the Beast” song is so for real because it’s just a bunch of underlings singing about how their boss is mean & ugly
Beauty & the beast always reminds me of when my cousin got trashed at a family wedding. He kept looking at the candelabras and saying “lumiere” in an exaggerated French accent
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Beauty & the beast always reminds me of when my cousin got trashed at a family wedding. He kept looking at the candelabras and saying “lumiere” in an exaggerated French accent
Are you telling me this Siberian orchestra is trans
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Are you telling me this Siberian orchestra is trans
When Hawthorne Heights wrote “cut my wrists and black my eyes” they were actually singing about unfolding the branches of an artificial Christmas tree
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When Hawthorne Heights wrote “cut my wrists and black my eyes” they were actually singing about unfolding the branches of an artificial Christmas tree
Putting up the decorations today. Every year, I watch this, and it reminds me of every mom I knew growing up youtu.be/RTs5eKZ0i1E?...
The Christmas Tree
YouTube video by CLAY WEINER
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November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Putting up the decorations today. Every year, I watch this, and it reminds me of every mom I knew growing up youtu.be/RTs5eKZ0i1E?...
For those looking for a certain nostalgia, Sylvania makes LED large bulb Christmas lights that look incandescent
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
For those looking for a certain nostalgia, Sylvania makes LED large bulb Christmas lights that look incandescent
RIP my father in law you would have loved this Trump blew Clinton development
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
RIP my father in law you would have loved this Trump blew Clinton development
There really WERE binders full of women this entire time!
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There really WERE binders full of women this entire time!
Twilight is unrealistic because it takes place in a small rural town but none of the kids in the high school were weird rednecks
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Twilight is unrealistic because it takes place in a small rural town but none of the kids in the high school were weird rednecks
I just heard the term “Donica Blewinski” and I’ll never be the same
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just heard the term “Donica Blewinski” and I’ll never be the same
A fresh chicken cutlet made by a grandma from the tri state area could fix me
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A fresh chicken cutlet made by a grandma from the tri state area could fix me
Something small I just can’t get over here is how these grown men were emailing back & forth in email chains as if they’re text messages. It is so fucking weird like “oh I have a weird half baked pedo sentence to type lemme fire up ay oh el dot com”
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
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November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Something small I just can’t get over here is how these grown men were emailing back & forth in email chains as if they’re text messages. It is so fucking weird like “oh I have a weird half baked pedo sentence to type lemme fire up ay oh el dot com”
Surviving respiratory virus season with a little splash of purple wipe juice in my morning coffee
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Surviving respiratory virus season with a little splash of purple wipe juice in my morning coffee
You know what I have no patience for
When a patient comes in for treatment and you discuss the plan and they say “well my family member is a nurse and they said you need to x y z”
And sometimes it’s completely wrong. And then they get mad when I don’t agree with their L&D nurse aunt
When a patient comes in for treatment and you discuss the plan and they say “well my family member is a nurse and they said you need to x y z”
And sometimes it’s completely wrong. And then they get mad when I don’t agree with their L&D nurse aunt
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You know what I have no patience for
When a patient comes in for treatment and you discuss the plan and they say “well my family member is a nurse and they said you need to x y z”
And sometimes it’s completely wrong. And then they get mad when I don’t agree with their L&D nurse aunt
When a patient comes in for treatment and you discuss the plan and they say “well my family member is a nurse and they said you need to x y z”
And sometimes it’s completely wrong. And then they get mad when I don’t agree with their L&D nurse aunt
Our EMR had a glitch and told me I was starting my day with 4 patients with chief complaint of “cyst” and I almost quit
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Our EMR had a glitch and told me I was starting my day with 4 patients with chief complaint of “cyst” and I almost quit