Vitamin Bee 🐝
@vitaminpac1.bsky.social
Woke suburban coastal elite & serial hobbyist with the audacity. According to Tom, an Ohio 11
Annual reminder that if you didn’t already need it, you don’t need to buy it just cause it’s on sale
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Annual reminder that if you didn’t already need it, you don’t need to buy it just cause it’s on sale
Ok guys today I need you to remember:
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ok guys today I need you to remember:
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
I think it’s safe to say that the 90s, as a decade, saw the release of 100% of movies where a bad guy turns to slime
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think it’s safe to say that the 90s, as a decade, saw the release of 100% of movies where a bad guy turns to slime
Did anyone play the Grindr notification at dinner to see which conservative relatives jump
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did anyone play the Grindr notification at dinner to see which conservative relatives jump
What if we named people like show dogs
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What if we named people like show dogs
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Just tryna watch the dog show and MIL is turning it into a list of all the dogs she’s known that are dead or were treated badly by their owner
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just tryna watch the dog show and MIL is turning it into a list of all the dogs she’s known that are dead or were treated badly by their owner
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Men are socialized to hate women. They are told from a small age the worst thing they can do is “cry like a girl, or throw like a girl or act like a girl.” Then they grow up associating women & girls with shame. And that is how this misogyny breeds. It is patriarchal conditioning from the get-go.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Men are socialized to hate women. They are told from a small age the worst thing they can do is “cry like a girl, or throw like a girl or act like a girl.” Then they grow up associating women & girls with shame. And that is how this misogyny breeds. It is patriarchal conditioning from the get-go.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I hope all these kids in marching bands from Alabama etc go home and tell their families that actually NYC is not a crime ridden hell hole and Fox News is wrong
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I hope all these kids in marching bands from Alabama etc go home and tell their families that actually NYC is not a crime ridden hell hole and Fox News is wrong
It’s not hard to stay away from pre Black Friday sales when J Crew is selling a $150 sweater that’s still overpriced at 50% off because it’s a polyester blend
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s not hard to stay away from pre Black Friday sales when J Crew is selling a $150 sweater that’s still overpriced at 50% off because it’s a polyester blend
Time for the annual “am I old or are the celebrities at the Macy’s parade fairly obscure”
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Time for the annual “am I old or are the celebrities at the Macy’s parade fairly obscure”
I’m at the point in this week’s MIL visit that I’m so annoyed that everything is grating and I’m just getting quiet
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m at the point in this week’s MIL visit that I’m so annoyed that everything is grating and I’m just getting quiet
It may be the New Yorker in me but as soon as the Christmas season hits I start craving penne a la vodka and Chinese takeout
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It may be the New Yorker in me but as soon as the Christmas season hits I start craving penne a la vodka and Chinese takeout
Was on the phone with my dad and he told me he just got done with therapy
I was really surprised and happy for 0.3 seconds til I remembered it’s PHYSICAL therapy for his knee replacement
Womp
I was really surprised and happy for 0.3 seconds til I remembered it’s PHYSICAL therapy for his knee replacement
Womp
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Was on the phone with my dad and he told me he just got done with therapy
I was really surprised and happy for 0.3 seconds til I remembered it’s PHYSICAL therapy for his knee replacement
Womp
I was really surprised and happy for 0.3 seconds til I remembered it’s PHYSICAL therapy for his knee replacement
Womp
Proud owner of a large medium and a medium large
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Proud owner of a large medium and a medium large
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Woke Ellington, composer of such hits as:
•Mood Indigo Hair
•Sophisticated Enby
•East St Louis Land Acknowledgement
•I Got It Bad (and That's Problematic)
•Mood Indigo Hair
•Sophisticated Enby
•East St Louis Land Acknowledgement
•I Got It Bad (and That's Problematic)
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Woke Ellington, composer of such hits as:
•Mood Indigo Hair
•Sophisticated Enby
•East St Louis Land Acknowledgement
•I Got It Bad (and That's Problematic)
•Mood Indigo Hair
•Sophisticated Enby
•East St Louis Land Acknowledgement
•I Got It Bad (and That's Problematic)
If you get a cold between now and Thursday, please do not come to urgent care we cannot fix you before Thanksgiving to make you non contagious
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you get a cold between now and Thursday, please do not come to urgent care we cannot fix you before Thanksgiving to make you non contagious
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do people still get plastered at their hometown dive bar the night before Thanksgiving or have we moved past that as a society
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Do people still get plastered at their hometown dive bar the night before Thanksgiving or have we moved past that as a society
I’ll have you know that since using grad plus loans to go to PA school, I have almost entirely paid them off plus interest. Those loans also allowed me to get a well earning job leading to me paying a lot of money annually in federal income tax for decades.
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ll have you know that since using grad plus loans to go to PA school, I have almost entirely paid them off plus interest. Those loans also allowed me to get a well earning job leading to me paying a lot of money annually in federal income tax for decades.
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
But ok this won’t have consequences 👍
My favorite kind of patient is someone with the flu who “doesn’t get the flu shot” who is now mad they have the flu and you can’t magically suck it out of their body
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My favorite kind of patient is someone with the flu who “doesn’t get the flu shot” who is now mad they have the flu and you can’t magically suck it out of their body
One of the great tragedies of my life is loving period dramas but absolutely hating Kiera Knightley
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One of the great tragedies of my life is loving period dramas but absolutely hating Kiera Knightley
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****