Brent Loon
@brent-loon.bsky.social
Where'd all this piss come from?
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
Why not have Alexa buy products based on my conversations? It would be amazing to come home to a statue of Rocky made of cheese on my stoop.
Alexa Plus can automatically buy stuff when the price drops
Alexa Plus can automatically buy stuff when the price drops
Set it and (hopefully don’t) forget it.
buff.ly
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why not have Alexa buy products based on my conversations? It would be amazing to come home to a statue of Rocky made of cheese on my stoop.
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So that's why they had to add an NPC to help you find things.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So that's why they had to add an NPC to help you find things.
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
A sad story about this kid's credit card :(
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A sad story about this kid's credit card :(
My girlfriend (20/ai) and I (81/M) are having an argument on what art is. I say it's an expression of the human experience and she says it's stealing a painting and burning down the house that she took it from.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My girlfriend (20/ai) and I (81/M) are having an argument on what art is. I say it's an expression of the human experience and she says it's stealing a painting and burning down the house that she took it from.
When someone argues video games are not art, I show them this.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When someone argues video games are not art, I show them this.
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kiss 'em all and let god hug 'em out
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
kiss 'em all and let god hug 'em out
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Total Woke Victory
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Total Woke Victory
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
Hank Green with the hottest takes
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hank Green with the hottest takes
0% ads? Big sword sales shot up after this was released. 0% microtransactions? You had to pay $20 to watch Advent Children. 0% bugs? My PS1 exploded when I put the second disc in.
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
0% ads? Big sword sales shot up after this was released. 0% microtransactions? You had to pay $20 to watch Advent Children. 0% bugs? My PS1 exploded when I put the second disc in.
I would become an actor if all my characters had names like this.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I would become an actor if all my characters had names like this.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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still no updates here
![U.S. President Barack Obama revealed possible plans to privately perform "Gangnam Style" for his spouse Michelle Obama.[141][142][143][144]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidlp4mocjlbf7ge5ularqm7qtj7hy6fubhadk3t7wpw3omvwawmj4@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
still no updates here
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A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
There needs to be an investigation into dick Cheney's death. He was a healthy 84 year old goblin that had his whole life in front of him.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There needs to be an investigation into dick Cheney's death. He was a healthy 84 year old goblin that had his whole life in front of him.
Remake of The Number 23 but it's called The Number 6 7
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Remake of The Number 23 but it's called The Number 6 7
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Does anyone else remember these two hanging out with a guy named “The Rizzler”? He looked very similar but was much smaller in my memory. Must be a Mandela Effect.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Does anyone else remember these two hanging out with a guy named “The Rizzler”? He looked very similar but was much smaller in my memory. Must be a Mandela Effect.
I like Halloween but the day after I hate cleaning up all the pumpkin and spiderweb out of my bed.
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I like Halloween but the day after I hate cleaning up all the pumpkin and spiderweb out of my bed.
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October 31st November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 31st November 1st
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Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
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Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.