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BRIΛN GΛRVΛN
@braincaravan.bsky.social
Making stuff that’s the creative equivalent of lying awake thinking about that thing that happened that one time. For fun!

“Changing the face of HR through art.” - Cliona Dukes, 2024
Ibuprofen, but pronounced like Hadouken!
January 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Business Idea:

LinkedIn, but worthwhile.
January 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don’t know what YouTube TV is, but I can already tell it’s not worth $82.99.
December 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
What I really need is two or three early…

*whispery radio DJ voice*

…nights.
December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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2019 was half a decade ago
December 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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In some ways, I liked the world better before everything got super dark and insane
December 9, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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they will see
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Via a simpsons fan group, I can’t take credit
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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I write good, tell the money people
December 2, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Just had Scampi Fries for the first time in literal decades and now I’m wondering if there’s other stuff I’ve slowly forgotten that once made me truly happy.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Honestly some days I just need a few weeks to myself
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
A Christmas song that isn’t actually a Christmas song, but it is:

youtu.be/6XXfqPRG4TQ
We Are Scientists - After Hours
YouTube video by WeAreScientistsVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
an actor - four roles
December 1, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!

(If you don’t give me a “Thank you!” reply then you’ve done the holiday wrong.)
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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The reason I swear so much is because fuck you
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Me when I remember that thing I really needed to remember:
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 PM
We need more reliable, dependable GIF technology.

Memes are at stake.
November 23, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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I hate living in a volatile time. I would like to exist outside of time, eating a sandwich
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The truly disturbing thing is that for both Coca-Cola and Oreos, this is was the intended outcome. This is what they wanted to happen to people.
I impulse bought some Coca-Cola flavored Oreos on a whim last night and they're godawful. I love them
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 AM