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braincaravan.bsky.social
BRIΛN GΛRVΛN
@braincaravan.bsky.social
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Making stuff that’s the creative equivalent of lying awake thinking about that thing that happened that one time. For fun!

“Changing the face of HR through art.” - Cliona Dukes, 2024
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braincaravan.bsky.social
Ibuprofen, but pronounced like Hadouken!
January 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Business Idea:

LinkedIn, but worthwhile.
January 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
braincaravan.bsky.social
I don’t know what YouTube TV is, but I can already tell it’s not worth $82.99.
December 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
braincaravan.bsky.social
What I really need is two or three early…

*whispery radio DJ voice*

…nights.
December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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mel.bzky.team
2019 was half a decade ago
December 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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donni.bsky.social
In some ways, I liked the world better before everything got super dark and insane
December 9, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
they will see
What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack • Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV. In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano. • Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will see themselves. When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family. • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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matty.wtf
Via a simpsons fan group, I can’t take credit
An image featuring two panels from The Simpsons. The top panel shows Kirk Van Houten, gesturing towards a sports car in the background, saying, “I sleep behind the wheel of a large automobile. Do you?” The bottom panel shows Homer Simpson looking surprised or defensive, responding, “I sleep in my beautiful house with my beautiful wife.” Both characters are wearing David Byrne’s “big suit”
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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victoriadecapua.bsky.social
I write good, tell the money people
December 2, 2024 at 1:53 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Just had Scampi Fries for the first time in literal decades and now I’m wondering if there’s other stuff I’ve slowly forgotten that once made me truly happy.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Albert Michel Jr, Antonio Banderas, and Carlos Gallardo as the gun-toting trio of Mariachis in Desperado (1995).
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Honestly some days I just need a few weeks to myself
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
A Christmas song that isn’t actually a Christmas song, but it is:

youtu.be/6XXfqPRG4TQ
We Are Scientists - After Hours
YouTube video by WeAreScientistsVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
an actor - four roles
Brunt from Deep Space Nine Tiron from Deep Space Nine Kevin Mulcahy from Deep Space Nine Some guy from Star Trek: Voyager
December 1, 2024 at 2:25 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving!

(If you don’t give me a “Thank you!” reply then you’ve done the holiday wrong.)
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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jez1.bsky.social
The reason I swear so much is because fuck you
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
The Ancient City Ship Known as Atlantis: a vast, sprawling, snowflake-shaped ship with a city of skyscrapers sitting on top. It’s in flight within a planet’s atmosphere, viewed from below, with dozens of thrusters lifting it higher into a clear blue sky. And it’s a lot cooler than the Battlester Galactica I’m quote reposting, which is literally crashing through a reentry and falling apart.
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Me when I remember that thing I really needed to remember:
A metallic human brain floating in a void with an inner glow that suggests it is becoming immensely powerful and capable of remembering to pick up that one thing while I’m in town running errands.
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
We need more reliable, dependable GIF technology.

Memes are at stake.
November 23, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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donni.bsky.social
I hate living in a volatile time. I would like to exist outside of time, eating a sandwich
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
braincaravan.bsky.social
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
A poster for the TV show LAST RESORT, combining a cast photo, the title of the show with a star emblem between the words Last and Resort, and a picture of a nuclear submarine emerging from the ocean at sunset.
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
braincaravan.bsky.social
The truly disturbing thing is that for both Coca-Cola and Oreos, this is was the intended outcome. This is what they wanted to happen to people.
brooklynmarie.bsky.social Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · Nov 20
I impulse bought some Coca-Cola flavored Oreos on a whim last night and they're godawful. I love them
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 AM