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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
do you think the bullet would have missed if his head wasn't so big?
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
do you think the bullet would have missed if his head wasn't so big?
it's only weird because schools these days don't teach kids to write in cursive so nobody is able to use their signature to portray pubic hair anymore. because woke
September 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
it's only weird because schools these days don't teach kids to write in cursive so nobody is able to use their signature to portray pubic hair anymore. because woke
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By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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me: i would watch the UFC if they used swords. or if they were allowed to use their psychic abilities. everyone has them
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
July 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me: i would watch the UFC if they used swords. or if they were allowed to use their psychic abilities. everyone has them
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
joe rogan: yeah. we do. but they don't want to talk about that because of DEI
me: thats right
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
opening the drawer to fish out the mickey mouse cock ring
April 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
opening the drawer to fish out the mickey mouse cock ring
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thank you for playing big weed @snowingtheband.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
thank you for playing big weed @snowingtheband.bsky.social
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
can't murder for money anymore because woke
March 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
can't murder for money anymore because woke
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point break ass press release
March 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
point break ass press release
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Mahomes ain’t been this scared since trump almost got shot
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mahomes ain’t been this scared since trump almost got shot
pitching square enix on a kingdom hearts remake series with the gimmick of a diverging metanarrative where goofy stays dead
January 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
pitching square enix on a kingdom hearts remake series with the gimmick of a diverging metanarrative where goofy stays dead
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SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours
KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—
KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—
January 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours
KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—
KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—
Children of Plenty (Russia 1953)
Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov
Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov
Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov
Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov
December 24, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Children of Plenty (Russia 1953)
Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov
Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov
Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov
Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov
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the suspect list narrows to 700+
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
the suspect list narrows to 700+