D. Borgen
@borgiwan.bsky.social
Combining carbon with oxygen, somewhat effectively
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Gosh, if there is a better speech for this moment in America, I don't know it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM
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October 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Gosh, if there is a better speech for this moment in America, I don't know it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
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McGovern: "You are literally taking food off kids' plates to buy Elon Musk another yacht. I guess he's getting a good return on his campaign donations ... this is not policy. This is theft."
May 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
McGovern: "You are literally taking food off kids' plates to buy Elon Musk another yacht. I guess he's getting a good return on his campaign donations ... this is not policy. This is theft."
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lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
May 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
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I can't help but feel like we're about to see a lot of history happen this summer
April 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can't help but feel like we're about to see a lot of history happen this summer
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JUST IN: Trump self-ordains himself the next Pope; orders conclave to end immediately.
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
JUST IN: Trump self-ordains himself the next Pope; orders conclave to end immediately.
So, I’m playing one of those helicopter sniper idle games, and one level makes me shoot them on the toilet or in front of a urinal. I was suddenly struck by the callousness of sniping digital bad guys while they drop a deuce.
April 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So, I’m playing one of those helicopter sniper idle games, and one level makes me shoot them on the toilet or in front of a urinal. I was suddenly struck by the callousness of sniping digital bad guys while they drop a deuce.
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i would enlist specifically for this campaign honestly
When Canada invades they could score a quick propaganda victory by liberating our cheese reserve and distributing it to the masses
Inside Missouri Cheese Cave: Why Does the U.S. Government Store Billion Pounds of Dairy?
Deep in the caves of Springfield, Missouri lies limestone caves where the U.S. government stores billion pounds of cheese. Learn more about the hidden mine in this article.
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April 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i would enlist specifically for this campaign honestly
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why is no one forcing AI sports onto us? is it bc no one would care about sports without humans’ inherent flaws? This is the same reason ai “art” doesnt work
April 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
why is no one forcing AI sports onto us? is it bc no one would care about sports without humans’ inherent flaws? This is the same reason ai “art” doesnt work
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A relief to hear this said. Trump operates from the same untested, blustering ideas he had in the 80s. They weren’t good then and even less so now.
It would be great if BUSINESS LEADERS were prepared to say what they clearly know - that Trump only knows how to run a muscle racket. And here we are.
It would be great if BUSINESS LEADERS were prepared to say what they clearly know - that Trump only knows how to run a muscle racket. And here we are.
Walz: "It's like Trump is stuck in the '80s. His music, his clothing, his thinking. He's been on this tariffs thing forever and every economist will tell you they just don't work ... I think the biggest myth perpetuated on this country is that Trump understands anything about business."
April 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A relief to hear this said. Trump operates from the same untested, blustering ideas he had in the 80s. They weren’t good then and even less so now.
It would be great if BUSINESS LEADERS were prepared to say what they clearly know - that Trump only knows how to run a muscle racket. And here we are.
It would be great if BUSINESS LEADERS were prepared to say what they clearly know - that Trump only knows how to run a muscle racket. And here we are.
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
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Please don’t share this picture. Apparently the president hates it.
March 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Please don’t share this picture. Apparently the president hates it.
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Today is the 60th anniversary of the death of Margaret Dumont, a seasoned actress who endured every affront the Marx Brothers hurled at her as their foil. Dumont died knowing she'd be falsely accused of not getting the jokes:
"That was the job, you dumb assholes," she rasped at the end. "Christ."
"That was the job, you dumb assholes," she rasped at the end. "Christ."
March 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today is the 60th anniversary of the death of Margaret Dumont, a seasoned actress who endured every affront the Marx Brothers hurled at her as their foil. Dumont died knowing she'd be falsely accused of not getting the jokes:
"That was the job, you dumb assholes," she rasped at the end. "Christ."
"That was the job, you dumb assholes," she rasped at the end. "Christ."
Best question of the day:
Q: do you know what is a Pig Inflator? (Syntax error in original)
A: a bad idea with unintended consequences?
Q: do you know what is a Pig Inflator? (Syntax error in original)
A: a bad idea with unintended consequences?
March 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Best question of the day:
Q: do you know what is a Pig Inflator? (Syntax error in original)
A: a bad idea with unintended consequences?
Q: do you know what is a Pig Inflator? (Syntax error in original)
A: a bad idea with unintended consequences?
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Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
March 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
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The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles
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I bet Jodie Foster would be so impressed if somebody did the thing
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I bet Jodie Foster would be so impressed if somebody did the thing
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Hey Hawkeyes fans!
When the children’s hospital no longer exists after Medicaid and NIH cuts…
will you still wave to the empty pediatric hospital?
When the children’s hospital no longer exists after Medicaid and NIH cuts…
will you still wave to the empty pediatric hospital?
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey Hawkeyes fans!
When the children’s hospital no longer exists after Medicaid and NIH cuts…
will you still wave to the empty pediatric hospital?
When the children’s hospital no longer exists after Medicaid and NIH cuts…
will you still wave to the empty pediatric hospital?
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So the Mexico-US-Canada World Cup is going to be interesting, huh
March 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So the Mexico-US-Canada World Cup is going to be interesting, huh
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looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing
February 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing
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Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.
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Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
February 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
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Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.
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America is currently living out one of those horror sequels that goes a million times harder than the original.
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
America is currently living out one of those horror sequels that goes a million times harder than the original.