Bonesito
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Hermits kind of have a point.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hermits kind of have a point.
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Due to the effects of tariffs and the government shutdown, I am canceling all bits and goofs for the rest of 2025
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Due to the effects of tariffs and the government shutdown, I am canceling all bits and goofs for the rest of 2025
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the only instance in recorded history of a traffic collision between a car and a u-boat!
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
the only instance in recorded history of a traffic collision between a car and a u-boat!
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
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If I were ever elected to congress I’d try to find a way to make the Republicans watch the “Markets” episode of Bluey where she spends her tooth fairy money at the farmers market so they can gain my 3 year old’s understanding of how spending ripples through an economy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I were ever elected to congress I’d try to find a way to make the Republicans watch the “Markets” episode of Bluey where she spends her tooth fairy money at the farmers market so they can gain my 3 year old’s understanding of how spending ripples through an economy.
Trump is correct that Dems did great last night because he wasn’t on the ballot and it should be a 5 alarm fire for the GOP. Their viability moving forward depends on opposing Trump’s agenda *or* naked illegalities while hiding behind a strongman that is 79 and in apparent failing health.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Trump is correct that Dems did great last night because he wasn’t on the ballot and it should be a 5 alarm fire for the GOP. Their viability moving forward depends on opposing Trump’s agenda *or* naked illegalities while hiding behind a strongman that is 79 and in apparent failing health.
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Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
My 3yo just sang: “knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re freaking me out, is it casserole now?”
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My 3yo just sang: “knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re freaking me out, is it casserole now?”
Gamecock’s fish stinks from the head.
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gamecock’s fish stinks from the head.
Can’t wait for the jewels to get snatched so I can really start dressin’.
October 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can’t wait for the jewels to get snatched so I can really start dressin’.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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As a Gamecock fan seeing the news out of Red Stick:
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
As a Gamecock fan seeing the news out of Red Stick:
Had the kid hold a flashlight for me for the first time and gotta say… I understand why that creates so much frustration.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Had the kid hold a flashlight for me for the first time and gotta say… I understand why that creates so much frustration.
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In a perfect world, some genius would make a rye hoagie roll, which would allow for a footlong Ruben amongst other things.
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In a perfect world, some genius would make a rye hoagie roll, which would allow for a footlong Ruben amongst other things.
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We're having yellow line trouble in Miami due to the camo unis.
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We're having yellow line trouble in Miami due to the camo unis.
Average British person.
My dad put my mum's glasses on the dog
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Average British person.
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
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im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
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shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey
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Imagine being the weirdest guy in a photo that also includes Cuomo and Eric Adams.
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine being the weirdest guy in a photo that also includes Cuomo and Eric Adams.