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Wet Hot American Bummer
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Fix your hearts or die.

If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
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Feckless dipshits like Matt don't want an actual opposition party that works for the people.

They want to be Republicans, but they want it to be socially acceptable.
The chart literally shows that moderates do better! I feel like I’m losing my mind.
My response to the NYT’s “moderate to win” argument: The data shows the strategy is tapped out. Being seen as moderate by voters doesn’t boost votes, replacing every progressive with moderates would net 0 seats, and the graveyard of defeated D incumbents if full of moderates, not progressives.
Democrats can win when they stop listening to loser pundits who don't believe in anything.
democrats love all their moderate, progressive, and top-of-the-distribution leaders <3
they can all live in harmony together under a big diverse tent if they restore regional party identities and stop the circular firing squad on nationalized media <3
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
New way to say "I'm a fucking loser" just dropped.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Republicans entering their, "What if pedophilia is fine, actually?" era.

www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
Megyn Kelly questions whether Jeffrey Epstein's desire for “very young teen types” made him a pedophile
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wait until you find out about everyone else in power, Chris.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The beds that died because AWS went down sponsor Tucker Carlson.
6. Other prominent companies, including Eight Sleep, continue to sponsor Tucker Carlson.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I even find Jeffrey Epstein's email address unsettling.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"No, you see, you have to assume all studios are using Al so you don't get mad at us for using it to be cheap bastards and sell you slop."
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The guy who was best friends with a pedophile and is a pedophile himself knew that his best friend was also a pedophile?
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You can tell this is fake because no type of crypto works.
Actually today I pitched 2 mathematical solutions to a problem of IP rights in the sports industry - the first is a data interpolation solution and the second is a new type of crypto that actually works. Also nobody is ever smarter than when they’re a baby.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I just fundamentally do not care about what the CEO of Nexon or Tim Sweeney have to say because they are simply not qualified to discuss the issues they're talking about.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Hey, my partner and I saw you from across the bar and thought your vibe was absolutely rancid. We think you should probably get the fuck out of here right now.
May 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Not even mayor yet and already making the city better.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The irony of a man who radicalized himself into a cult and out of his family calling anyone else a midwit...
When Graham Linehan's nasty behaviour towards women like Helen Lewis is pointed out, certain GC feminists always rush to say how nice he's been to them. Yes, because you've never contradicted him! Treat him like the Pope of Gender-Criticism he sees himself as, and I'm sure he's lovely.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Elon needs a robot that will kick the shit out of him every time he's about to say something fucking stupid.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Your daily reminder that Josh Barro is a fucking piece of shit.
No, false.

This wasn’t about a mere “policy agenda”—pre-Trump shutdowns were, which is also why they were much shorter—it was about egregious lawbreaking.

No one explained how it could’ve gone any other way? I did.

Just put on the red hat and say you like the serially lying authoritarian, Josh.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
May we never have to hear from this pathetic loser ever again.
As I explained when Davis' lawyers filed this petition, there was virtually no chance that the Supreme Court would seriously consider her case. I doubt there are five votes to overturn Obergefell—but if there were, this case does not present a clean vehicle for doing so. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Sudden Panic That SCOTUS Might Overturn Marriage Equality Misses the Real Threat
Kim Davis’ case will not be the vehicle the court uses to eradicate the equal dignity of same-sex couples.
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don't care. They all need to go.
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
God, this kind of shit is so stupid, I hate how stupid everything is.
for all the libs on this site say they oppose Trump in every way, they’re in absolute lockstep with him on this, they love this shit
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"I'd describe a swindler as me"
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Elon has bitch tits.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
They were so different, and so many years apart, but Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk are together in hell now, and that's beautiful.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM