Wet Hot American Bummer
@blacktieknifefight.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
Pinned
I won’t support additional funding for ICE unless we put guardrails in place to make sure ICE is better trained and actually focused on making our communities safer.
If this is the messaging you are putting out, do the entire country a favor and fucking resign. You cowards are as bad for America as MAGA is.
Brain damaged ogre.
Fetterman on Fox News: "Shutting DHS down will have no impact on ICE. The director confirmed to my face in a hearing just this week, saying it has no impact because they already were funded with the big beautiful bill that I did not vote for. Why are all the Dems going to shutdown our entire DHS?"
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Brain damaged ogre.
CBS News trying further to court Trump by keeping a fellow pedophile on the payroll.
cancelling associates of sex trafficking pedophiles is woke
Peter Attia appears to be staying at CBS News despite Epstein communications
Staffers believe network has decided to retain Attia, who issued apology after inappropriate Epstein emails, as on-air analyst
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
CBS News trying further to court Trump by keeping a fellow pedophile on the payroll.
I will never fucking vote for Gavin Newsom.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I will never fucking vote for Gavin Newsom.
If the founders wanted Voter ID it would be in the Constitution.
“There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!”
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If the founders wanted Voter ID it would be in the Constitution.
These people blatantly lie to get all of these jobs because no one ever fucking holds them accountable.
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both. n.pr/46QDn9p
RFK Jr. made promises to get his job as health secretary. He's broken many of them
In his confirmation hearings, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told U.S. senators that he would not cut funding for vaccine research or change the nation's official vaccine recommendations. He did both.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
These people blatantly lie to get all of these jobs because no one ever fucking holds them accountable.
That building was here illegally.
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
That building was here illegally.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
Parents who don't vaccinate their kids should be charged with child endangerment.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Parents who don't vaccinate their kids should be charged with child endangerment.
Prison for everyone involved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Prison for everyone involved.
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Average DHS employee.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Average DHS employee.
This is a deeply unwell person.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This is a deeply unwell person.
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Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
More of this.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
More of this.
The same people insisting that we need to have more kids are doing everything they can to leave them a burnt-out husk.
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The same people insisting that we need to have more kids are doing everything they can to leave them a burnt-out husk.
These are deeply unserious people.
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
These are deeply unserious people.
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Good news: there's no durable majority for fascism
Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old
Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Good news: there's no durable majority for fascism
Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old
Bad news: we are locked in a life or death struggle against fascism and our victory depends on people with less understanding of how the world functions than my 14-month old
Indistinguishable from ICE.
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Indistinguishable from ICE.
Jesus fucking Christ.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
This is the only messaging I want to hear from @democrats.org
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is the only messaging I want to hear from @democrats.org
I was unaware that Tennis Fever was terminal.
Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I was unaware that Tennis Fever was terminal.