Bixby
@bixbythemartian.bsky.social
I write stuff sometimes. He/him, disabled and queer and occasionally cranky about it. Old enough to run for president. Website with my writing: https://bixbythemartian.blogspot.com/
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Bixby
@bixbythemartian.bsky.social
· Jun 10
50+ Ways to Annoy the Death Witch
Chapter 1: Call her a Necromancer I was on the porch sketching when Callahan showed up. Callahan works for the Council and investigates witc...
bixbythemartian.blogspot.com
bixbythemartian.blogspot.com/2025/06/50-w... chapter one of maybe an ongoing story about a deeply annoyed death witch named Tabitha who keeps getting accused of atrocities she didn't do.
people always get hung up on the name.
people always get hung up on the name.
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I don't want to hear shit about how Newsom is standing up to Trump. A judge has issued a stay preventing the feds from yanking the CDLs of legal immigrants but @governor.ca.gov is going forward with it anyway. Just like he's persecuting trans people anyway.
If the Teamsters were worth a shit, weren't labor aristocracy and weren't aholes that shit on indy and immigrant truckers, the whole country could be shut down over this.
www.kqed.org/news/1206398...
www.kqed.org/news/1206398...
California Is Revoking Licenses of 17,000 Immigrant Truckers Amid Federal Pressure | KQED
The commercial licenses expire in 60 days, but labor groups contend that the courts have temporarily frozen the federal rules restricting which foreigners can drive trucks.
www.kqed.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don't want to hear shit about how Newsom is standing up to Trump. A judge has issued a stay preventing the feds from yanking the CDLs of legal immigrants but @governor.ca.gov is going forward with it anyway. Just like he's persecuting trans people anyway.
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I can't believe we had to go through MeToo only for a bunch of people who think they are liberal to never re-examine whether or not it is actually funny when the most powerful person on earth does workplace sexual harassment against interns
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I can't believe we had to go through MeToo only for a bunch of people who think they are liberal to never re-examine whether or not it is actually funny when the most powerful person on earth does workplace sexual harassment against interns
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I want him to go to jail or hell or wherever I never have to hear his name again, also my god let fucking Monica Lewinsky LIVE
I know there’s been a lot of nostalgia for the 90s but I don’t think the part people were desperate to go back to was the Clinton blowjob jokes
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want him to go to jail or hell or wherever I never have to hear his name again, also my god let fucking Monica Lewinsky LIVE
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my boyfriend just called my strap "vegan sausage"
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my boyfriend just called my strap "vegan sausage"
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*slams buzzer* Buy preexisting companies and take credit for their accomplishments, then leverage that for political power that he uses to kill hundreds of thousands of people.
What does Elon Musk do with all his money?
While he has a penchant for cars and jets, the world's richest person reportedly lives a relatively modest life.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
*slams buzzer* Buy preexisting companies and take credit for their accomplishments, then leverage that for political power that he uses to kill hundreds of thousands of people.
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Fuck it primary both senators in every state where this happened. Pour encourager les autres.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck it primary both senators in every state where this happened. Pour encourager les autres.
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Excuse me, @theguardian.com, I'd like to report an error in your headline; this should read "James D Watson, who co-discovered Rosalind Franklin's notebook showing her discovery of DNA's twisted-ladder structure, dies aged 97"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
James D Watson, who co-discovered DNA’s twisted-ladder structure, dies aged 97
Nobel prize winner shaped medicine, crimefighting and genealogy, but later years marred by racist remarks
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Excuse me, @theguardian.com, I'd like to report an error in your headline; this should read "James D Watson, who co-discovered Rosalind Franklin's notebook showing her discovery of DNA's twisted-ladder structure, dies aged 97"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I went and did this.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I went and did this.
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Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.
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![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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I can’t wait for the articles—“Democrats won big Tuesday night. Here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I can’t wait for the articles—“Democrats won big Tuesday night. Here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.”
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Have mercy on the bisexual xennials, we're going through a lot today
And Rachel Weisz is reuniting w/Brendan Fraser for another Mummy movie. This day in history is something else. Take that, Bembridge scholars!
One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Have mercy on the bisexual xennials, we're going through a lot today
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is that good
The guy who got famous betting against the housing market in 2007 just before that bubble burst - played by Christian Bale jn “The Big Short” - just wagered $1 billion on the collapse of the AI boom.
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Michael Burry Returns With Two Big Shorts: Palantir and Nvidia
Signs of an AI bubble abound: Stock valuations have become uncomfortably rich, AI-related debt is ballooning, and a sustainable financial model for the technology has largely yet to emerge. Now Michae...
www.wsj.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
is that good
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“I’d also like to announce that you forgive me.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“I’d also like to announce that you forgive me.”
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“I thought that by selling us out to the people who want us all dead, I could find common ground with the people who want us all dead, but I found instead that they want us all dead.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
“I thought that by selling us out to the people who want us all dead, I could find common ground with the people who want us all dead, but I found instead that they want us all dead.”
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they did this to millennials for like 20 years and it turned everyone into rage-filled feral raccoons on the topic so now they're going to try to do it to Gen-Z and I swear to christ we will fucking devour your souls
billionaires buy twitter or WaPo as a little treat, but yes tell me about Gen Z's apocalyptic pastry habit
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
they did this to millennials for like 20 years and it turned everyone into rage-filled feral raccoons on the topic so now they're going to try to do it to Gen-Z and I swear to christ we will fucking devour your souls
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Place your bets!
Who Do You Think Will Be People’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2025?
Who Do You Think Will Be People’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2025?
It's almost that time of year again. People Magazine has gathered its writers, locked them into the conclave, and told them to pick the next choice for the title of the sexiest man alive. The white smoke will go up...
Read more...
www.pajiba.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Place your bets!
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Lap, you are so damned good. <3
'Against the Forces of Death'
Vaelus holding off the dead in the Palazzo Davinos with her meteor hammer skills...
Now with actual art...
#criticalrolespoilers #criticalrolefanart
Vaelus holding off the dead in the Palazzo Davinos with her meteor hammer skills...
Now with actual art...
#criticalrolespoilers #criticalrolefanart
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Lap, you are so damned good. <3
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I have said before there's no such thing as a bad video game, but there are such things as evil video games
and hoo doggy this is an unnerving level of evil
and hoo doggy this is an unnerving level of evil
still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
a wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
more like no thoughts to declare
blog.giovanh.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have said before there's no such thing as a bad video game, but there are such things as evil video games
and hoo doggy this is an unnerving level of evil
and hoo doggy this is an unnerving level of evil
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If games were a hundred dollars I legally would not be allowed to buy them because assets over 100 dollars count against SSI. So there lies my opinion on the matter.
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If games were a hundred dollars I legally would not be allowed to buy them because assets over 100 dollars count against SSI. So there lies my opinion on the matter.
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happy birthday to this little guy!! 3 years ago is fishtopher's intake/rescue date
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
happy birthday to this little guy!! 3 years ago is fishtopher's intake/rescue date
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Preview Image #4 for the 31st One- Night Annesley Exhibition, Thursday November 20. www.annesley.ca/preview-2025 "Garden Gems" (Watercolour, 26 x 26" framed" I am constantly astounded that we can grow grapes at latitude 53 here in Edmonton... 1/2
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Preview Image #4 for the 31st One- Night Annesley Exhibition, Thursday November 20. www.annesley.ca/preview-2025 "Garden Gems" (Watercolour, 26 x 26" framed" I am constantly astounded that we can grow grapes at latitude 53 here in Edmonton... 1/2
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listen i love men but we can't all be daddies we need to diversify
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
listen i love men but we can't all be daddies we need to diversify
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I'm not always Simon's biggest fan but this is a great quote, lol
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm not always Simon's biggest fan but this is a great quote, lol