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Bixby
@bixbythemartian.bsky.social
I write stuff sometimes. He/him, disabled and queer and occasionally cranky about it. Old enough to run for president. Website with my writing: https://bixbythemartian.blogspot.com/
that guy is everywhere
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
:D Mine's the same way. Yours has got very gorgeous markings, I love the range of colorways you can get on calico. Mine is very white on her front, but from the top she looks extremely tortie
August 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it's the same old rhetoric again and again. especially the 'using big examples of thing I think bad to demonstrate that thing is morally bad'. please remember that avocado toast wasn't literally about avocados on bread, it was about millennials eating out instead of saving their money.
July 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My orange boy is actually usually very polite and well-behaved young man and rarely causes crime, although he did break in until I was like 'fine! I have two cats!' So I don't know if he counts as a 'rescue' per se. (Perhaps he used all his crime up to worm his way into my life? Who's to say?)
April 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I just love every picture of her. She's so beautiful, even if she's a Crime cat. Calypso is also often considering Crime, but usually I can distract her with her best beloved, the Spring. (Sometimes she Crimes in order to draw attention to the fact that I have not thrown the Spring.)
April 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
having one of those nights where I miss the old man more than usual.
April 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Calypso has seemed listless and wan all day and I was worried something was seriously wrong and then I was like 'wait a minute' and realized I'd picked up her spring and put it in my pocket yesterday, so I dug one out to throw for her.

she's fine. she was just pining.
April 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this listing is going to be destroyed. because of woke.
April 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
from the avast forums about the recent updates
April 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
well damn I can't not follow you then. happy birthday, here's a picture of my cats, Frumpkin and Calypso
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had to put Calypso in a onesie when she got fixed and she was so annoyed with me
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
this is Frumpkin he loves to be held, he's purring madly in this photo
December 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM
First day of #artadventcalendar and I wanted to share this little painting I did whilst trying to follow this www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj9G... tutorial. I think it turned out really good and cute and I'm pretty proud of it, though I was having a frustrating day when I did it.
December 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
or maybe a blocklist muted? I see that someone has liked it and it indicates they're muted by me
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
To be loved is to be changed. Calypso starving little abandoned baby runt that I really didn't think was gonna make it to adulthood.
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie... okay so I'm reading this article about how the movie Sideways effected the wine industry. I never watched the movie, but I do like wine and I was eating, so it's nice to have a long read. Interesting article, but! I got to this bit and-
November 20, 2024 at 9:49 PM
uh oh, I think they need more hampsters
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Probably a lot more Brits my age and older remember it, but I don't think it's very commonly known in the USA. Incredibly funny show, some bits have not aged well, but Lenny Henry is an excellent comedic actor, as well as the rest of the cast. I honestly think it was ahead of its time, too.
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
when I say he's big I mean he's fucking big guys. Calypso is like 6-7 pounds, she's on the small side but still normal cat size. Frumpkin is large enough that he's verging into 'dog sized' territory
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Frumpkin has discovered laps
November 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
okay past me gets a thumbs up for stashing this
November 5, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Speaking of princess bitey baby brat kitty girls, Calypso rolled on top of my hand and started purring loudly, and (very gently) bit me every time I tried to move it out from under her.
November 4, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Orange cat- Frumpkin! He's a sweet, sweet boy and also LORGE, he's a little over 1 yr
Yellow dog- Jack. He's going on 18 and is my heart dog.
Calico cat- Calypso, she's my sweetie pie baby princess kittygirl that I rescued when her ma abandoned her at 6 weeks.
October 31, 2024 at 5:04 AM
??? maybe it's a joke about his height but I disagree with your alt text, Barron looks a ton like DJT imo.
October 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM