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Michael
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Anti-MAGAt. Funny in a prophet-setting-your-conscience-on-fire kind of way. Voted “Most Arrogant Fuck” in high school.

Bangers are just mash that gets attention:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vwo7dsoj4rr4qzzojqhdrij4/feed/aaablyhd3oney
“ if I had the hair to do it, I’d still be rocking a mushroom haircut.”

“That’s your biggest secret?”

“…yes?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy.
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I said he'll flip you. Flip ya for real,Charlie Brown
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The urge to spam your group chat >>>
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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me: i have to tell you something but keep it on the down low. you need deodorant. here. take this.

bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity

check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed

TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise

check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise

TMZ guy: what

check-in agent: what

narrator: what
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?

me: what
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work.

The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
August 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy.
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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CONNECTIONS be like:

🟢Green: Cardinal directions

🟡Yellow: Sandwich ingredients

🔵Blue: Terms for a social value you should know

🟣Purple: The last three letters in the names of my grandmother’s dead cats, in reverse
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
CONNECTIONS be like:

🟢Green: Cardinal directions

🟡Yellow: Sandwich ingredients

🔵Blue: Terms for a social value you should know

🟣Purple: The last three letters in the names of my grandmother’s dead cats, in reverse
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM