Michael
@biscuitngrav.bsky.social
Anti-MAGAt. Funny in a prophet-setting-your-conscience-on-fire kind of way. Voted “Most Arrogant Fuck” in high school.
Bangers are just mash that gets attention:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vwo7dsoj4rr4qzzojqhdrij4/feed/aaablyhd3oney
Bangers are just mash that gets attention:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vwo7dsoj4rr4qzzojqhdrij4/feed/aaablyhd3oney
Hole-in-one for David Tennant.
July 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hole-in-one for David Tennant.
Hey, girl: Are we still doing this joke format? Because I, too, want to express myself in ways that will be forgotten.
July 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey, girl: Are we still doing this joke format? Because I, too, want to express myself in ways that will be forgotten.
Post a kickass woman.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Post a kickass woman.
Post yourself from a different era.
June 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Post yourself from a different era.
@violetmusing.bsky.social, hope you had a happy Christmas! 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
@violetmusing.bsky.social, hope you had a happy Christmas! 🎄
Me, to all my Twitter mutuals who forgot who I was and still don’t follow me back on Bluesky:
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Me, to all my Twitter mutuals who forgot who I was and still don’t follow me back on Bluesky:
“We need a change.”
The change:
The change:
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
“We need a change.”
The change:
The change:
Time to dance like this again, baby.
November 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Time to dance like this again, baby.
Quote a fictional character you are in your head.
(I can’t choose just one, and I’m so sorry.)
(I can’t choose just one, and I’m so sorry.)
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Quote a fictional character you are in your head.
(I can’t choose just one, and I’m so sorry.)
(I can’t choose just one, and I’m so sorry.)
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about:
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about:
Advertise your account with just one image.
March 28, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Advertise your account with just one image.
If you see this, post a doc:
March 28, 2024 at 3:18 AM
If you see this, post a doc:
🎼The cow patch, the cow patch, the cow patch’s on fire🎶
March 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
🎼The cow patch, the cow patch, the cow patch’s on fire🎶
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover.
March 22, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover.
Anyone else wanna call me Not Don Draper while I doctor this selfie like an advertisement?
March 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Anyone else wanna call me Not Don Draper while I doctor this selfie like an advertisement?
This could be us, but it's probably not the right format for this joke.
March 11, 2024 at 3:49 AM
This could be us, but it's probably not the right format for this joke.
All y'all swooning over Murphy seem to have forgotten how long he's waited to be properly recognized.
March 11, 2024 at 2:47 AM
All y'all swooning over Murphy seem to have forgotten how long he's waited to be properly recognized.
What are you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?
February 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
What are you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?
You’re not allowed to hate me yet, okay? 😉
February 25, 2024 at 7:06 AM
You’re not allowed to hate me yet, okay? 😉
No one seems to care... well, I do.
February 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
No one seems to care... well, I do.
If you see this post a robot.
February 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
If you see this post a robot.