Birch
birchbeech.bsky.social
Birch
@birchbeech.bsky.social
📚🍐🌈🏖️🥾🍞

She/They Millennial
#goals 👀
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Me fr fr
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the executive dysfunction was so rough tonight that I couldn't even decide what to eat. so, my partners conspired to order me sesame chicken.

@softpup.bsky.social & @nosyghost.bsky.social constantly remind me that love isn't deserved or earned, but freely given.
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Like, cheese was DEFINITELY weirder than alcohol; all you had to do to discover beer is get some grain wet, forget about it, and get lucky. Cheese was somebody being an active lunatic.
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The Rule 11 motion against the government is going to be a sight to behold.

Also, Donald Trump and Kristi Noem are petty tinpot despots.

www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Food shortages, tents filled with sewage, and medical neglect are the grim norm at ICE's Fort Bliss detention center.

Every new facility that ICE rushes to open is destined to be plagued by the same inhumane conditions unless Congress takes action.
Immigrants Detained at Fort Bliss in Texas Report Abuse and Inhumane Conditions
Detained people at largest immigration detention facility in the country report accounts of physical and sexual abuse.
www.aclu.org
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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As a boomer man customer talked down to me this evening as though I were an idiot, I realized our species' biggest mistake was giving cishet men access to confidence.

That shit should have been monopolized by women. Regulated. Only prescribed in small doses. Too many men overdose on confidence.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Egg_irl Transfem Meme redd.it/1poukkb #meme
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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So this person got harassed by a straight up police impersonator; someone else who dealt with an ICE kidnapper climbing into their car after someone by driving everyone to a police station is facing federal charges.

www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"What can I say, I tell her to sit and she stays" @softpup.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A question for current, former, and honorary baristas: what's the order of operations for a latte order? 🫘

Is it hot, decaf, caramel, whole?

Or decaf, hot, whole, caramel?

I just want to be the bestest customer ever ⭐
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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As a gay, I can tell you that a double ended male plug does indeed exist, it's just not at the hardware store.
'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Think of how many new eyes will see some amazing comics this holiday season! 🤩

Missed out on Friday with the offline world? There's still time!

We've got you covered til midnight on the 2nd with 40% off for Small Business Sales-Weekend! And even thrown in Tuesday to boot! store.ironcircus.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Our Black Friday sale will be on everything.

EVERYTHING.

New books, old books. anthologies, GNs.

50% off, ACROSS THE BOARD.

Get that holiday shopping done in one, support artists and weird media!
👀still got your eye on a title you haven't picked up yet?

We know every $ counts, and Iron Circus Comics has a One-Day Sale, 50% off for 24 hours, just around the corner!

Don't wait til the day of to take a peek, now's the time to check out our library in advance! 🔎
store.ironcircus.com ⚙️
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Close enough. Welcome back Girl Mode
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Today, I'm kicking off the Emergency Trans Meal Fund (in beta).

In short, if you're a trans hungry person in dire straits, I want to order your dinner. (Limit: 2 per week).

Blog with more info: www.patreon.com/posts/announ...

Form to request a meal: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In line at CVS>

Girl ahead of me: I'm sorry, are you a librarian?

Me: Yes, I am ☺️

Her: Where were you an hour ago, I think you just checked me out

Me: Ope, wasn't me, I was at home on my couch at the time

Her: oh wild, that you're a librarian too. You've got a twin at XXXX branch.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just answered the door in this shirt and it was the Mormon missionaries?! Jesus effin' Christ (of Later Day Saints)
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Egg_irl Transfem Meme redd.it/1p4ljrw #meme
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM