Zoe :)
@biitesized.bsky.social
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Zoe :)
@biitesized.bsky.social
· Nov 30
The estrogen is flowing tonight ‼️‼️
Do u think Mr beast takes skyrizi
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Do u think Mr beast takes skyrizi
If ur on the keto diet i think i may hate you as a person
March 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If ur on the keto diet i think i may hate you as a person
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If I ever have ever personally offended you:
You had it coming.
You had it coming.
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I ever have ever personally offended you:
You had it coming.
You had it coming.
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Brb meeting my therapist here
February 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Brb meeting my therapist here
Ringworm is like obsessed with me dude
March 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ringworm is like obsessed with me dude
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
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i need to start walking around with my taser fr
January 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i need to start walking around with my taser fr
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I think my penis is haunted. It has a mind of its own. It controls me. I am no longer of free will. I am at the will of my freed willy. It's horrible. I must find a way to break this cock curse.
December 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I think my penis is haunted. It has a mind of its own. It controls me. I am no longer of free will. I am at the will of my freed willy. It's horrible. I must find a way to break this cock curse.
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This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
January 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
She adventure on my ghost until I Zak Bagans
December 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
She adventure on my ghost until I Zak Bagans
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2025 — the year of the freak
December 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
2025 — the year of the freak
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This article highlights why more “crazy motherfuckers”are likely going to kill more extremely wealthy, “heartless, motherfuckers.”
Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die.
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die.
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?'
Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2024 at 7:41 AM
This article highlights why more “crazy motherfuckers”are likely going to kill more extremely wealthy, “heartless, motherfuckers.”
Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die.
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die.
www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
Every once in awhile I go into snake mode and all my skin sheds
December 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Every once in awhile I go into snake mode and all my skin sheds
The dehydration hasn't killed me yet. We win these
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The dehydration hasn't killed me yet. We win these
If we r being horny on main I have to participate 🙄🙄
December 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
If we r being horny on main I have to participate 🙄🙄
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I'm chronically low on the vitamin D
*slow wink*
*slow wink*
December 12, 2024 at 10:21 AM
I'm chronically low on the vitamin D
*slow wink*
*slow wink*
I might have a little bit of an issue
December 5, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I might have a little bit of an issue
The estrogen is flowing tonight ‼️‼️
November 30, 2024 at 3:29 AM
The estrogen is flowing tonight ‼️‼️
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
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Mine is “I can’t feel my face” by The Weeknd bc I like oxygen restriction 🤗
my theme is "grenade" by bruno mars but it's only because i have a self sacrifice kink
November 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Mine is “I can’t feel my face” by The Weeknd bc I like oxygen restriction 🤗
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
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AINT NO SOAKIN TONIGHT IN UTAH
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
AINT NO SOAKIN TONIGHT IN UTAH