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meccorad.bsky.social
Thiccdadsvaping4christ
@meccorad.bsky.social
he/him. random. cat dad. dog dad. adventurous. tequila. creative. buddhist. traveler. zombies. halloween. gay. spooky bitch. greenwitch. ♒️

Insta: https://instagram.com/luftherz?utm_source=qr&igshid=OGIxMTE0OTdkZA==
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Oh shit, I do be feeling cute today. Hello, Curls.
When you accidentally ate the leftovers you were saving for later when youre baked. 😑
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Fun fact: there are up to 50 active serial killers in the US as of right now.

Murder this bussy 🤌😤
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November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just hit my baby toe with the door as I was closing it and farewell I guess. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Target employees now that they're required to smile at customers
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me, flirting too aggressively on Tinder:
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Alternative history: Do you all ever wonder if DaVinci ever thought about creating some sort of artificial automaton so Michaelengelo could paint the sistine chapel ceiling with a bunch of dudes with their dicks out, but they would have six toes and seven fingers?
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Google AI recommends the BRAT diet after food poisoning.

But googling the BRAT diet specifically brings up a medical article written by a DOCTOR which says "doctors no longer recommend the BRAT diet due to its limited nutritional value and potential to lead to malnutrition.

Fuck AI.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Love that I caught food poisoning from danger tacos and straight up Exorcist vomited all over my bed at 2am.

Love that journey for me.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hey Kim Davis,
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sometimes when Im ungodly high, I do like to contemplate the complexity and magnitude of the human experience and some times I just be bopping to techno watching cat vids.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder...what do I call it, Kiff?

Kiff:
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What are your favorite gifs (no context needed)?
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is literally how I felt when someone on Hinge wanted me to join their polycule.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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telling my parents that i’m gay:
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Okay, lets make a deal, who amongst you wants to go to the gym and exercise and I get all the benefits while you gain nothing?
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me time: ungodly high watching "how its made: food edition"
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There is another Kevin with a dog on Hinge in my area and imma have to take him out. Hes better looking and I just cannot deal with competition.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
LOVE when my dog gives strangers a reality check. Oh you thought you were just gonna approach us and ask for money? My dog said Hard No.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me, in his ear as we both climax: ᵢ fᵤcₖ ₕₑₐᵥᵢₗy wᵢₜₕ ⱼᵤₗᵢₐₙₙₑ ₘₒₒᵣₑ ₘₒᵥᵢₑₛ.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Weird question, but did we ever shutdown airports before during a government shutdown or am I living yet another unprecedented "moment"?
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Remembering that time I had to sit in a sauna at LA Fitness and it smelled like hot shit and dank balls because I stupidly went with a boy i was sorta fuck/seeing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Should I pick a new clothing style or just stay frat boy gross? Wheres queer eye for the gay guy?
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November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM