Zak Bagans
@zakbagans.bsky.social
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#DestinationsOfTheDamned premiere’s Oct 2
@streamonmax
@discoveryplus
Host/EP #GhostAdventures
@HauntedMuseum
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#DestinationsOfTheDamned premiere’s Oct 2
@streamonmax
@discoveryplus
Host/EP #GhostAdventures
@HauntedMuseum
*Parody*
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I thought the new peacemaker episode was alright, don't listen to the haters.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I thought the new peacemaker episode was alright, don't listen to the haters.
@esjesjesj.bsky.social I hate you like I hate Aaron's bitch wife. I hope you fucking die on the moon because if I ever have to ghost hunt your ass I'm applying to be a door greeter at Walmart.
July 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@esjesjesj.bsky.social I hate you like I hate Aaron's bitch wife. I hope you fucking die on the moon because if I ever have to ghost hunt your ass I'm applying to be a door greeter at Walmart.
I'm in fucking hot water guys holy shit.
July 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm in fucking hot water guys holy shit.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social can my boy Aaron and I come hunt the ghosts of common sense at the White House? I've heard since it's death it's been spotted across the US in ghostly form.
Also please don't look through my post history.
Also please don't look through my post history.
June 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social can my boy Aaron and I come hunt the ghosts of common sense at the White House? I've heard since it's death it's been spotted across the US in ghostly form.
Also please don't look through my post history.
Also please don't look through my post history.
All jokes aside, what Aaron Goodwin had to go through is insanely sad and heartbreaking.
Men, your mental health is important, you deserve to be loved and respected if you love and respect your partner, not lied to and cheated on and attempted murdered.
Always seek help if you need it.
Men, your mental health is important, you deserve to be loved and respected if you love and respect your partner, not lied to and cheated on and attempted murdered.
Always seek help if you need it.
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All jokes aside, what Aaron Goodwin had to go through is insanely sad and heartbreaking.
Men, your mental health is important, you deserve to be loved and respected if you love and respect your partner, not lied to and cheated on and attempted murdered.
Always seek help if you need it.
Men, your mental health is important, you deserve to be loved and respected if you love and respect your partner, not lied to and cheated on and attempted murdered.
Always seek help if you need it.
I think I have the shining
May 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think I have the shining
Gosh I hate waiting for my big person to finish burping me. They just manhandle me the whole time too and even if I've burped they just keep hitting me. it's just the worst part of being a ghost investigator. I did make big burpies today though and got a very good. I think I will shit myself.
May 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gosh I hate waiting for my big person to finish burping me. They just manhandle me the whole time too and even if I've burped they just keep hitting me. it's just the worst part of being a ghost investigator. I did make big burpies today though and got a very good. I think I will shit myself.
I had been filling my Depends® extremely fast recently so I took some pills. I thought those helped until I reached in my pockets to pay for my large Shaqaroni® pizza from Papa John's I realized where it was all going. My pockets. My pocket were full of doodoofeces. This poltergeist is unfathomable.
May 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I had been filling my Depends® extremely fast recently so I took some pills. I thought those helped until I reached in my pockets to pay for my large Shaqaroni® pizza from Papa John's I realized where it was all going. My pockets. My pocket were full of doodoofeces. This poltergeist is unfathomable.
Photos taken moments before paranormal disaster, a 🧵.
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Photos taken moments before paranormal disaster, a 🧵.
I'm sorry sir, I cannot afford my child support payment this month because my PayPal has been possessed by the spirit of a stock broker who mysteriously passed away in 1929. He keeps telling me to buy the dip. I don't know wtf he's talking about but I've spent all my money on salsa and queso.
April 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm sorry sir, I cannot afford my child support payment this month because my PayPal has been possessed by the spirit of a stock broker who mysteriously passed away in 1929. He keeps telling me to buy the dip. I don't know wtf he's talking about but I've spent all my money on salsa and queso.
Currently investigating a haunted gym, abandoned in the 1940's. This gym was home to the infamous 1940 Mr Worldwide muscle competition fire which took the lives of many strongmen. They keep asking me what I can bench, I've never been physically intimidated by a ghost before now.
April 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Currently investigating a haunted gym, abandoned in the 1940's. This gym was home to the infamous 1940 Mr Worldwide muscle competition fire which took the lives of many strongmen. They keep asking me what I can bench, I've never been physically intimidated by a ghost before now.
This man has been floating around my museum for 5 days now. He keeps saying something about a meeting at the UN and Bob Dylan.
March 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This man has been floating around my museum for 5 days now. He keeps saying something about a meeting at the UN and Bob Dylan.
I can't believe Aaron's wife would hire a hitman. I have no clue who gave her that idea. Also I would never shove a stake through Aaron's heart because I think he's a vampire. That was just a joke...
March 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I can't believe Aaron's wife would hire a hitman. I have no clue who gave her that idea. Also I would never shove a stake through Aaron's heart because I think he's a vampire. That was just a joke...
Your ass is grass and I got the blunt wraps.
March 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Your ass is grass and I got the blunt wraps.
Hennyprivate why dont you ever post my page huh? Am I not good enough for you?
March 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hennyprivate why dont you ever post my page huh? Am I not good enough for you?
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My back side that is.
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March 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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My back side that is.
My back side that is.
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Shit. Can someone buy my stuff back? I spent way too much money on meth and I didn't realize my place got raided man.
Shit. Can someone buy my stuff back? I spent way too much money on meth and I didn't realize my place got raided man.
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March 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Shit. Can someone buy my stuff back? I spent way too much money on meth and I didn't realize my place got raided man.
Shit. Can someone buy my stuff back? I spent way too much money on meth and I didn't realize my place got raided man.
I investigated the location of a famous southern BBQ joint that burned down, taking all 175 people inside with it. They couldn't escape as the high amount of BBQ they had consumed resulted in the meat sweats, so they had no clue to the rising temperatures in the restaurant.
March 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I investigated the location of a famous southern BBQ joint that burned down, taking all 175 people inside with it. They couldn't escape as the high amount of BBQ they had consumed resulted in the meat sweats, so they had no clue to the rising temperatures in the restaurant.
Ghost babies be like "boo boo ba ba"
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ghost babies be like "boo boo ba ba"
I have spoken to the mcspirits. The mcrib has been brooding. It's ready for its mcreturn.
February 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have spoken to the mcspirits. The mcrib has been brooding. It's ready for its mcreturn.
These ancient creatures call to me. Their desires are still left unknown.
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
These ancient creatures call to me. Their desires are still left unknown.
Time is just a veil that covers our eyes from the truth, you can make the clock move backwards if you focus enough most people just don't believe the truth but I do thats why I can see there isn't such a thing as time it's just something big clock convinces us is true so they can sell us clocks
February 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Time is just a veil that covers our eyes from the truth, you can make the clock move backwards if you focus enough most people just don't believe the truth but I do thats why I can see there isn't such a thing as time it's just something big clock convinces us is true so they can sell us clocks
Just had the strangest feeling. Like I was invaded. I have no clue what happened but this was open on my phone so I figured this was the best place to document such an experience. It literally happened moments ago.
February 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just had the strangest feeling. Like I was invaded. I have no clue what happened but this was open on my phone so I figured this was the best place to document such an experience. It literally happened moments ago.
OOOAAAAAHHH OOOOOHHHHHA AAAAAAHHHH IM A GHOST HAUNTING THIS ACCOUNT AAAAHGH OOOOAAAHHHH
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OOOAAAAAHHH OOOOOHHHHHA AAAAAAHHHH IM A GHOST HAUNTING THIS ACCOUNT AAAAHGH OOOOAAAHHHH