Amity Island Mayor
@biggerboat.bsky.social
Pittsburgh, Hail to Pitt, 412, Hell of a Model American
I hate boats
I hate boats
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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I don’t know if we’re talking about this enough
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don’t know if we’re talking about this enough
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This is the Pitt conspiracy theory I buy.
My theory: OC Lot is aptly named for “Old Cemetery”. Somebody is still under there and haunting the fuck out of all of us.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is the Pitt conspiracy theory I buy.
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Wishing all of the ND fans from yesterday a safe trip from Pittsburgh back to cranberry today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wishing all of the ND fans from yesterday a safe trip from Pittsburgh back to cranberry today.
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Every decision they make helps big business and hurts regular folks. Every single time!
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every decision they make helps big business and hurts regular folks. Every single time!
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Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today I learned that Snoopy is the only fictional dog registered by the AKC.
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Sometimes the blue sky feed just lines up perfectly
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes the blue sky feed just lines up perfectly
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Anything that forces Kim Davis to fuck off turns me on.
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Anything that forces Kim Davis to fuck off turns me on.
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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Dear Bluesky
Zohran Mamdani showed the Democratic party exactly how to win, but I fear they will totally deny the lesson. Meanwhile, ballroom boy has already pivoted to affordability. Please don’t let the old guard lose yet another election due to corruption and incompetence.
Thanks,
God
Zohran Mamdani showed the Democratic party exactly how to win, but I fear they will totally deny the lesson. Meanwhile, ballroom boy has already pivoted to affordability. Please don’t let the old guard lose yet another election due to corruption and incompetence.
Thanks,
God
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dear Bluesky
Zohran Mamdani showed the Democratic party exactly how to win, but I fear they will totally deny the lesson. Meanwhile, ballroom boy has already pivoted to affordability. Please don’t let the old guard lose yet another election due to corruption and incompetence.
Thanks,
God
Zohran Mamdani showed the Democratic party exactly how to win, but I fear they will totally deny the lesson. Meanwhile, ballroom boy has already pivoted to affordability. Please don’t let the old guard lose yet another election due to corruption and incompetence.
Thanks,
God
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Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
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CNN: "A brand new report is out showing layoff announcements hit their highest level for October in over 20 years. It's painting a picture of a job market that is really hurting. US-based employers announced 150,074 job cuts in October, more than any October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
CNN: "A brand new report is out showing layoff announcements hit their highest level for October in over 20 years. It's painting a picture of a job market that is really hurting. US-based employers announced 150,074 job cuts in October, more than any October since 2003."
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I’m starting to think this isn’t the Golden Age.
🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m starting to think this isn’t the Golden Age.
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😎🪴🌵 ask your doctor if Marlboro Reds are right for you
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
😎🪴🌵 ask your doctor if Marlboro Reds are right for you
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Just remember that Zohran Mamdani's dad went to PITT. So we are taking credit for the win tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just remember that Zohran Mamdani's dad went to PITT. So we are taking credit for the win tonight.
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For Halloween Stephen Miller will be going as Stephen Miller
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
For Halloween Stephen Miller will be going as Stephen Miller
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many people even with “good” jobs could easily find themselves at a food pantry after missing a paycheck or two
also it often costs more to drive a beater you have to get fixed all the time than to drive a decent car, and people have to have a way to get to work
all this to say Floyd’s right, stfu
also it often costs more to drive a beater you have to get fixed all the time than to drive a decent car, and people have to have a way to get to work
all this to say Floyd’s right, stfu
the people watching videos of long lines of cars at food bank events asking “why do people with ‘nice’ cars get free food” need to look inward and shut the fuck up
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
many people even with “good” jobs could easily find themselves at a food pantry after missing a paycheck or two
also it often costs more to drive a beater you have to get fixed all the time than to drive a decent car, and people have to have a way to get to work
all this to say Floyd’s right, stfu
also it often costs more to drive a beater you have to get fixed all the time than to drive a decent car, and people have to have a way to get to work
all this to say Floyd’s right, stfu
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House