jacob
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customer assistance is needed in the sleep and pain department
was cob_is_online on twitter
was cob_is_online on twitter
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kinda fucked up how negative mindset air quality alerts are. they're always like "don't breath rn you'll die" but never like "hey man air's good fill your lungs". really makes you think
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
kinda fucked up how negative mindset air quality alerts are. they're always like "don't breath rn you'll die" but never like "hey man air's good fill your lungs". really makes you think
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I think old age would be much more appealing
if we made it just one word "oldage"
like storage and baggage. You're welcome! RS
if we made it just one word "oldage"
like storage and baggage. You're welcome! RS
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think old age would be much more appealing
if we made it just one word "oldage"
like storage and baggage. You're welcome! RS
if we made it just one word "oldage"
like storage and baggage. You're welcome! RS
We all know that one guy with chatgpt accent
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We all know that one guy with chatgpt accent
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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Carnitas means a small amount of carnal knowledge
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Carnitas means a small amount of carnal knowledge
Milk is gross
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Milk is gross
I've been feeling very old and busted this week but seeing this dude who's my age is reassuring
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've been feeling very old and busted this week but seeing this dude who's my age is reassuring
Post a pic where your delusional parasitosis was tea. Name your top 3 hamburger fillings. What's a felony that's got you like this. Why aren't bisexual men tipping 40%
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Post a pic where your delusional parasitosis was tea. Name your top 3 hamburger fillings. What's a felony that's got you like this. Why aren't bisexual men tipping 40%
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Getting a full body dazzle camaflouge tattoo
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Getting a full body dazzle camaflouge tattoo
No one has ever looked more "owes child support to multiple women" than this
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
No one has ever looked more "owes child support to multiple women" than this
I'm opening the first restaurant that charges veterans 10% more
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm opening the first restaurant that charges veterans 10% more
China has more in common with the US, and we with them, than our pride will let us admit. We need to lay down arms and love our brothers and sisters
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
China has more in common with the US, and we with them, than our pride will let us admit. We need to lay down arms and love our brothers and sisters
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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i heard yr girl cuts chives like an amateur
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i heard yr girl cuts chives like an amateur
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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these modern anime titles are getting ridiculous
All my friends are becoming too rich in magnesium and iron and turning into hardened igneous substances in their later years
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
these modern anime titles are getting ridiculous
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What is mamdani’s plan to tackle the 7soulsdeep situation
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What is mamdani’s plan to tackle the 7soulsdeep situation
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Mamdani won my neighborhood by 57%
A neighborhood that Cuomo won in the primary by 67%
TALK TO US NICE OR GET OUT MY FACE!!
A neighborhood that Cuomo won in the primary by 67%
TALK TO US NICE OR GET OUT MY FACE!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Mamdani won my neighborhood by 57%
A neighborhood that Cuomo won in the primary by 67%
TALK TO US NICE OR GET OUT MY FACE!!
A neighborhood that Cuomo won in the primary by 67%
TALK TO US NICE OR GET OUT MY FACE!!
It's a beautiful Tuesday
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's a beautiful Tuesday
Basically I like that mamdani bikes places. I like his policy proposals too but the fact that he lives IN the city, and experiences it in the same way I do is what sells me on him.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Basically I like that mamdani bikes places. I like his policy proposals too but the fact that he lives IN the city, and experiences it in the same way I do is what sells me on him.
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rich people don't think you should be able to do or look at or think about sex. they just don't. but this applies to most stuff, if you're up to anything other than working for them or giving them the last $50 in your bank account they're like "EherrRRRrmmMm, I don't think THIS is meant for you ..."
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
rich people don't think you should be able to do or look at or think about sex. they just don't. but this applies to most stuff, if you're up to anything other than working for them or giving them the last $50 in your bank account they're like "EherrRRRrmmMm, I don't think THIS is meant for you ..."
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