Big Matt
@big-matt.bsky.social
Professional tall person, audiobook narrator, Eagles fan.
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Big Matt
@big-matt.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Current list of finished audio narration projects can be found here:
www.amazon.com/s?k=Matthew+...
#audiobooks #narration #audible
www.amazon.com/s?k=Matthew+...
#audiobooks #narration #audible
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Blatant corruption on full display.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blatant corruption on full display.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Speaking from personal experience, Elliot really needs one of these
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December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Speaking from personal experience, Elliot really needs one of these
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Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
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It's ELECTION DAY in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's ELECTION DAY in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
It's a special election to replace former Republican Rep. Mark Green.
Let's go @aftynbehn.bsky.social!!
Good morning
@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social @phleaglesnation.bsky.social @eaglesfeed.bsky.social #eagles
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December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
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Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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Very strong “subprime crisis begins boiling over” vibes under every headline!
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Very strong “subprime crisis begins boiling over” vibes under every headline!
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Does the BBC think it's improper for a speaker to state their opinion that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history?
Because I think almost all historians would readily agree that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
Because I think almost all historians would readily agree that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
BBC censors a lecture removing author’s remarks on Trump that refer to him a the most openly corrupt American president.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Does the BBC think it's improper for a speaker to state their opinion that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history?
Because I think almost all historians would readily agree that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
Because I think almost all historians would readily agree that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Best remakes of all time?
John Carpenter's The Thing. It's a remake of the 1951 The Thing and it's so much better
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John Carpenter's The Thing. It's a remake of the 1951 The Thing and it's so much better
@eitmonline.bsky.social #eitm #eitmonline
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Best remakes of all time?
John Carpenter's The Thing. It's a remake of the 1951 The Thing and it's so much better
@eitmonline.bsky.social #eitm #eitmonline
John Carpenter's The Thing. It's a remake of the 1951 The Thing and it's so much better
@eitmonline.bsky.social #eitm #eitmonline
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
“Kevin Patullo is probably a great dude, great coach but there’s an art to play calling that not everyone has and it’s not showing up this year” - Nick Foles.
#eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
#eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Kevin Patullo is probably a great dude, great coach but there’s an art to play calling that not everyone has and it’s not showing up this year” - Nick Foles.
#eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
#eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social