Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋
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they/them, in a 👕+👔+💅 kind of way
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
"Even the best women have a mother."
— my deeply insightful partner
— my deeply insightful partner
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Even the best women have a mother."
— my deeply insightful partner
— my deeply insightful partner
Vegan cheese "melts" in the same way that a Ford Fiesta "melts".
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Vegan cheese "melts" in the same way that a Ford Fiesta "melts".
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i've said it before and i'll say it again.
women are pretty.
women are pretty.
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again.
women are pretty.
women are pretty.
Well, Hillingdon, one assumes.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well, Hillingdon, one assumes.
Look, what I need you to understand is that it's not about the heels. It's about *choosing* them voluntarily. That's what's sexy.
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Look, what I need you to understand is that it's not about the heels. It's about *choosing* them voluntarily. That's what's sexy.
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
"...so is that a no to the oat milk, or...?"
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Because of a very confusing series of frankly farce level events I ended up being my friends birthing partner in lieu of her husband and remember her going “I don’t like the gas and air it makes me feel different”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Because of a very confusing series of frankly farce level events I ended up being my friends birthing partner in lieu of her husband and remember her going “I don’t like the gas and air it makes me feel different”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
I was like “YES ITS DRUGS THATS THE POINT OF THEM”
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respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
As someone who is at least a 🤏 liiiiittle bit trans and who is heavily critical of the Trump regime, this means I'm likely never going to the US again for the foreseeable future, even for work.
The problem with the invisible hand of the market is that it's entirely inside the President.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The problem with the invisible hand of the market is that it's entirely inside the President.
"Excuse me, why are there spheres of ice in this chicken salad?"
"That's the Hail Caesar salad."
"That's the Hail Caesar salad."
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"Excuse me, why are there spheres of ice in this chicken salad?"
"That's the Hail Caesar salad."
"That's the Hail Caesar salad."
Later on the programme, Graham Crackers will investigate the scarcity of parenting magazines aimed at men.
That's "Daddy Issues", coming up after the news and weather.
That's "Daddy Issues", coming up after the news and weather.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Later on the programme, Graham Crackers will investigate the scarcity of parenting magazines aimed at men.
That's "Daddy Issues", coming up after the news and weather.
That's "Daddy Issues", coming up after the news and weather.
"How have you been finding your new mattress?"
Me: "Really easily. It's the largest thing in the bedroom."
Me: "Really easily. It's the largest thing in the bedroom."
I bought 2 fucking pillowcases. What more do you want from me?
My inbox is full of this automated bollocks.
Contact fatigue is real.
I sometimes miss creative marketing and research. Even the odd dm would be nice.
Do better.
My inbox is full of this automated bollocks.
Contact fatigue is real.
I sometimes miss creative marketing and research. Even the odd dm would be nice.
Do better.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"How have you been finding your new mattress?"
Me: "Really easily. It's the largest thing in the bedroom."
Me: "Really easily. It's the largest thing in the bedroom."
"If he didn't want me to pick him up, he shouldn't look like a little baby."
"You can't victim-blame the cat."
"You can't victim-blame the cat."
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"If he didn't want me to pick him up, he shouldn't look like a little baby."
"You can't victim-blame the cat."
"You can't victim-blame the cat."
God, it's always piss with that lot, isn't it?
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
God, it's always piss with that lot, isn't it?
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
Come to Grey's school of flirtation, where I'll teach you everything you need to be truly irres-*elbow slips off table and forehead smashes into coffee cup*
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Come to Grey's school of flirtation, where I'll teach you everything you need to be truly irres-*elbow slips off table and forehead smashes into coffee cup*
Why was it called Frasier, and not Radiotherapy?
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Why was it called Frasier, and not Radiotherapy?
I'm pleased to announce I've been asked to be the BBC's new Director-General.
Admittedly, not asked by the BBC, but it's the thought that counts.
Admittedly, not asked by the BBC, but it's the thought that counts.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm pleased to announce I've been asked to be the BBC's new Director-General.
Admittedly, not asked by the BBC, but it's the thought that counts.
Admittedly, not asked by the BBC, but it's the thought that counts.
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Funny how when we talk about how a president has sullied the dignity of the office, we're not usually talking about the room itself, but such is the news these days.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Funny how when we talk about how a president has sullied the dignity of the office, we're not usually talking about the room itself, but such is the news these days.