Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋
@biblicalfurby.bsky.social
they/them, in a 👕+👔+💅 kind of way
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩶
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless, romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
God, fuck yes, this, a hundred times this. If absolutely nothing else, set expectations with someone for what you want/need with them and be open to them in the same way. Doesn't need to be a romance for the ages to still be respectful of that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
God, fuck yes, this, a hundred times this. If absolutely nothing else, set expectations with someone for what you want/need with them and be open to them in the same way. Doesn't need to be a romance for the ages to still be respectful of that.
"When we said 'cocktail napkin drawing' we didn't think you'd ignore the middle syllables..."
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"When we said 'cocktail napkin drawing' we didn't think you'd ignore the middle syllables..."
Old MacDonald's car alarm, EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
etc
(Not mine, can't remember where from)
etc
(Not mine, can't remember where from)
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Old MacDonald's car alarm, EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
etc
(Not mine, can't remember where from)
etc
(Not mine, can't remember where from)
Oh dear. Those pesky market forces at work again. Tsk tsk.
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Oh dear. Those pesky market forces at work again. Tsk tsk.
Still keep reading these in the voice of the Police Squad! titles. No complaints.
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Still keep reading these in the voice of the Police Squad! titles. No complaints.
Did Austen write a new one when I wasn't playing attention?
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Did Austen write a new one when I wasn't playing attention?
The platonic ideal of carrot cake there. Looks stonking.
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The platonic ideal of carrot cake there. Looks stonking.
I laughed at this, so I don't need to go through the age verification thingy any more, right?
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I laughed at this, so I don't need to go through the age verification thingy any more, right?
Reposted by Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋
"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."
He might be a bishop.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
He might be a bishop.
Very on brand for the meece
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Very on brand for the meece
"Sir, your Reaction GIF Of The Day is ready if you're ready for it."
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Sir, your Reaction GIF Of The Day is ready if you're ready for it."
Dune Hard With A Vengeance
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dune Hard With A Vengeance
*dialling phone*
I'm going to need you to say that again into this microphone.
I'm going to need you to say that again into this microphone.
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
*dialling phone*
I'm going to need you to say that again into this microphone.
I'm going to need you to say that again into this microphone.
Just from the photo I thought "Jesus, Bill Gates has aged" then I read the actual name.
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just from the photo I thought "Jesus, Bill Gates has aged" then I read the actual name.
Maybe that wasn't the dribbling they were complaining about.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Maybe that wasn't the dribbling they were complaining about.
Emergency Exit In Rear, etc etc
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Emergency Exit In Rear, etc etc