@bgschiller.bsky.social
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HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
@aaronfrancis.com , I tried to subscribe to your blog with an RSS reader, but it looks like the feed URL is broken: aaronfrancis.com/feed It's providing a "0" as the only content.
aaronfrancis.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@aaronfrancis.com , I tried to subscribe to your blog with an RSS reader, but it looks like the feed URL is broken: aaronfrancis.com/feed It's providing a "0" as the only content.
Garfield hates monads
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Garfield hates monads
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Froggie vs. ICE: The asymmetrical symbol of a failing authoritarian state.
You’ve seen the video.
An inflatable frog at a Portland protest.
Unarmed. Unbothered. Unapologetically absurd.
And ICE panics.
They fire pepper spray up a frog caricature's ass.
The frog wins.
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Froggie vs. ICE: The asymmetrical symbol of a failing authoritarian state.
You’ve seen the video.
An inflatable frog at a Portland protest.
Unarmed. Unbothered. Unapologetically absurd.
And ICE panics.
They fire pepper spray up a frog caricature's ass.
The frog wins.
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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🧵
Froggie vs. ICE: The asymmetrical symbol of a failing authoritarian state.
You’ve seen the video.
An inflatable frog at a Portland protest.
Unarmed. Unbothered. Unapologetically absurd.
And ICE panics.
They fire pepper spray up a frog caricature's ass.
The frog wins.
🧵
Froggie vs. ICE: The asymmetrical symbol of a failing authoritarian state.
You’ve seen the video.
An inflatable frog at a Portland protest.
Unarmed. Unbothered. Unapologetically absurd.
And ICE panics.
They fire pepper spray up a frog caricature's ass.
The frog wins.
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I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women dont like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women dont like the vehicle.
People concerned with super-powerful AI alignment might be better served trying fix more immediate problem of aligning billionaires with the needs of humanity
September 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
People concerned with super-powerful AI alignment might be better served trying fix more immediate problem of aligning billionaires with the needs of humanity
Peanut butter AND jelly? In this economy??
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Peanut butter AND jelly? In this economy??
I am shitting in a railway station,
got a ticket for my defecation, mmm
got a ticket for my defecation, mmm
July 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I am shitting in a railway station,
got a ticket for my defecation, mmm
got a ticket for my defecation, mmm
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his palms are sweaty-o's
knees weak, arms are heavy-o's
there's vomit on his sweater already-o's
knees weak, arms are heavy-o's
there's vomit on his sweater already-o's
May 31, 2023 at 8:26 PM
his palms are sweaty-o's
knees weak, arms are heavy-o's
there's vomit on his sweater already-o's
knees weak, arms are heavy-o's
there's vomit on his sweater already-o's
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
Trader Joe's Crunch Cinnamon Squares are an embarrassment to the genre.
April 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trader Joe's Crunch Cinnamon Squares are an embarrassment to the genre.
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Walked by an industrial yard and a guard dog barked at me. At this moment in the earth’s rotation the dog is at work and I’m wandering around like a wild animal.
April 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Walked by an industrial yard and a guard dog barked at me. At this moment in the earth’s rotation the dog is at work and I’m wandering around like a wild animal.
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Hey @repmoskowitz.bsky.social
NOT IN OUR NAME
a legal green card holder
Who was a student of the university in question
Exercising his 1A rights
Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are.
That’s not how rights work.
NOT IN OUR NAME
a legal green card holder
Who was a student of the university in question
Exercising his 1A rights
Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are.
That’s not how rights work.
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) says "I support this administration" regarding Mahmoud Khalil.
"If you‘re here on a tourist visa and you‘re going to Hamas rally, then yeah, you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore. You should get due process in this country, but you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore."
"If you‘re here on a tourist visa and you‘re going to Hamas rally, then yeah, you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore. You should get due process in this country, but you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore."
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hey @repmoskowitz.bsky.social
NOT IN OUR NAME
a legal green card holder
Who was a student of the university in question
Exercising his 1A rights
Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are.
That’s not how rights work.
NOT IN OUR NAME
a legal green card holder
Who was a student of the university in question
Exercising his 1A rights
Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are.
That’s not how rights work.
I got that dog in me (I eat food off the floor)
March 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I got that dog in me (I eat food off the floor)
Archime-Deez nuts!
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Archime-Deez nuts!
This blog post is an amazing takedown. I remember writing a sudoku solver in Ada for an intro programming class. There was an assignment guide, but it just used a simple backtracking algorithm.
I found this blog post very entertaining. In 2006, a software engineering “celebrity” took on the problem of writing a Sudoku solver- and took five long blog posts to develop a convoluted solution. Meanwhile, another took a few hours and just a few lines of code.
explaining.software/archive/the-...
explaining.software/archive/the-...
the sudoku affair
Software design is a deliberate process, and requires deliberate effort.
explaining.software
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This blog post is an amazing takedown. I remember writing a sudoku solver in Ada for an intro programming class. There was an assignment guide, but it just used a simple backtracking algorithm.
In Jason Derulo's song "Talk Dirty", he says he has "lipstick stamps on my passport; think I need a new one."
Does this mean
A) each page of his passport is occupied. He will need a new book before he can accept more stamps, or
B) as it is covered in lipstick, it is no longer valid identification
Does this mean
A) each page of his passport is occupied. He will need a new book before he can accept more stamps, or
B) as it is covered in lipstick, it is no longer valid identification
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In Jason Derulo's song "Talk Dirty", he says he has "lipstick stamps on my passport; think I need a new one."
Does this mean
A) each page of his passport is occupied. He will need a new book before he can accept more stamps, or
B) as it is covered in lipstick, it is no longer valid identification
Does this mean
A) each page of his passport is occupied. He will need a new book before he can accept more stamps, or
B) as it is covered in lipstick, it is no longer valid identification
Today, we were trying to get my 5-year-old dressed, and I said, "Look what a cute outfit your momma picked out for you!"
He yelled and ran to hide behind the chair. Upon reflection, I would be *devastated* if someone said that to me.
He yelled and ran to hide behind the chair. Upon reflection, I would be *devastated* if someone said that to me.
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Today, we were trying to get my 5-year-old dressed, and I said, "Look what a cute outfit your momma picked out for you!"
He yelled and ran to hide behind the chair. Upon reflection, I would be *devastated* if someone said that to me.
He yelled and ran to hide behind the chair. Upon reflection, I would be *devastated* if someone said that to me.
Corndogs for my real friends. Real dogs for my corn friends
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Corndogs for my real friends. Real dogs for my corn friends
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
We fought for these ideals,
we shouldn't settle for less
We fought for these ideals,
we shouldn't settle for less
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
We fought for these ideals,
we shouldn't settle for less
We fought for these ideals,
we shouldn't settle for less
My 2yo responds to any "why did you..." question by saying, "because I wanted to".
Today I talked with someone whose 4yo does the same but says, *shrug* "nobody watchin' me"
Today I talked with someone whose 4yo does the same but says, *shrug* "nobody watchin' me"
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
My 2yo responds to any "why did you..." question by saying, "because I wanted to".
Today I talked with someone whose 4yo does the same but says, *shrug* "nobody watchin' me"
Today I talked with someone whose 4yo does the same but says, *shrug* "nobody watchin' me"
Reading a transformers early reader book with my five year old and explaining how the real villain isn't the decepticons but rather an unjust system that doesn't prioritize healthcare for people.
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Reading a transformers early reader book with my five year old and explaining how the real villain isn't the decepticons but rather an unjust system that doesn't prioritize healthcare for people.
More than ten years ago, at a software internship at Amazon, I responded to question about ordering lunch by saying, "no thanks, I made myself a sandwich".
The Principal Engineer of the department told me, straight-faced, "Patrick Star made himself a sandwich".
The Principal Engineer of the department told me, straight-faced, "Patrick Star made himself a sandwich".
November 23, 2024 at 10:48 PM
More than ten years ago, at a software internship at Amazon, I responded to question about ordering lunch by saying, "no thanks, I made myself a sandwich".
The Principal Engineer of the department told me, straight-faced, "Patrick Star made himself a sandwich".
The Principal Engineer of the department told me, straight-faced, "Patrick Star made himself a sandwich".