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Kimmi Betamax
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Show me Chocobos.
Discord Mod/Mum of the Back Page Podcast.
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Shortest day thank god, the days can start getting brighter again.

Come on get on with it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I deeply want some games journo deep-diver to figure out what the absolute hell is going on with Cookie's Bustle. I want a full exposé on whatever freak is doing this. I'm sensing drama on Tallarico levels here
Great to see @romhack.ing back on Bluesky after getting hit by the Cookie's Bustle troll

For those new to this deeply weird story, some weirdo (nobody knows who, maybe a collector trying to bump the game's value) has been shutting down anything to even MENTION obscure 1999 adventure Cookie's Bustle
The Quest To Save Cookie's Bustle From Obscurity
"This game is a work of art and it should be preserved"
www.timeextension.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
Signs and portents
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The BackPagePod Discords Secret Santa has been! Choc treats for me, treats for my cats and the latest issue of ON magazine! Plus our Christmas quiz was another fun success!
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Youngest had to be picked up from school today as shes got a sickness bug. I'm of course wanting her to feel better but also being so close to Christmas...
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Ludocene v1.2 is out in time to find your perfect Christmas gift.
🧭 Improved flow
🕹️Game pages
🔤Hot-keys
💌Monthly Recommendations

BUT! To survive, we need buzz. Now is the time to try it, share it, and maybe even subscribe. Let's not be the best-kept secret.

www.ludocene.com
Home - Ludocene Game Discovery
Game discovery from people you trust. Ludocene is a free game finder that uses human-researched data to match you with games you'll love.
www.ludocene.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just parked up to endure the (Hopefully) last big food shop before Christmas. Loaded up a playlist of Final Fantasy battle music. First one, Force your way from FFVIII.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building.
Look guys.
She’s even in her space suit.
They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾
👩‍🚀 ☄️🐈‍⬛
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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You don't have to go down swingin for Harry Potter. You can simply become obsessed with something else

There are so many cool things to be obsessed about, you may never run out in your lifetime. Ask people for recs, I dunno

A key to happiness is like... loving 3-5 creative works every few years
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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"Maybe we don't exist..."~Vivi

#FinalFantasy
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The light is just right that I saw my reflection in my phone while using it. My foundation doesn't look properly blended in, and at a angle where I could only see my chin and double chin. Fucks sake.
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
What the hell is that Animal Farm trailer?
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
As per tradition! We have the @backpagepod.bsky.social Discords annual Christmas quiz on the 19th December! Beforehand, we'll have the Secret Santa exchange to truly get you in the festive spirit!
Event starts at 8:30pm!
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A lad thought i was 25 yesterday. Still buzzing from it.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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No notes
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 7
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 6
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Me, being highly predictable in my YouTube recap? Never.
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just opened a parcel and its just this:
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Finished work 2 hours early so I could, *checks notes* do lots of housework?
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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You can turn the Christmas Edition into the Jeremy Peel Edition by picking the Wolfenstein cover, to match my mega-feature on the series within. Most ambitious piece of writing I’ve produced this year!
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Fucking AI. Everywhere. All of *this*, gesturing wildly, *might* be easier to cope with if they weren't also trying to come for our fucking souls.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Doing the depressing thing of sorting through my chest of drawers, found this wonderful one from @cakeswithfaces.co.uk, it most likely doesn't fit me anymore but I cant get rid of it as I love the design so much!
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM