Bert Von Nuggets
@bertvonnuggets.bsky.social
It's a half an enchilada and you think you're gonna drown. That's the way that the world goes round.
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Then call us the wonder twins
March 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Then call us the wonder twins
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Really bad choices for the other two brands tho lol
March 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Really bad choices for the other two brands tho lol
I don't care if @samseder.bsky.social won or lost a debate or whether debate is even a good thing. I got a lot of enjoyment out of him making the parade of pick mes look like jackasses. It won't change anything, but it was cathartic.
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don't care if @samseder.bsky.social won or lost a debate or whether debate is even a good thing. I got a lot of enjoyment out of him making the parade of pick mes look like jackasses. It won't change anything, but it was cathartic.
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I don’t feel bad at all about actively rooting for Elon Musk’s premature and unnatural demise. It’s one of the only hopes I’ve got left.
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t feel bad at all about actively rooting for Elon Musk’s premature and unnatural demise. It’s one of the only hopes I’ve got left.
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i'd do it just like that
March 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i'd do it just like that
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just found out they made a documentary out of that book i read two summers ago about the manson murders and MKULTRA. so hyped, i couldn't shut up about that book. everyone wanted to come over and hold my newborn babies and i was like listen. forget them. have you ever heard of Jolly West
March 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
just found out they made a documentary out of that book i read two summers ago about the manson murders and MKULTRA. so hyped, i couldn't shut up about that book. everyone wanted to come over and hold my newborn babies and i was like listen. forget them. have you ever heard of Jolly West
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an app for seniors called Carbon Dating
March 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
an app for seniors called Carbon Dating
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Why is it called a fake laugh and not a ‘faux ha’
February 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Why is it called a fake laugh and not a ‘faux ha’
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Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
February 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
I'll always rather be a sad public defender than a happy prosecutor.
February 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'll always rather be a sad public defender than a happy prosecutor.
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not even the real Paul McCartney, smdh
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
not even the real Paul McCartney, smdh
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The attacks on USAID are so telling about the whole blinkered worldview of this admin of goons. The cost to the US is minuscle, the benefits to recepients massive, the capacity to manage crisis abroad sustained, and they're happy to destroy it because they cannot concieve of anyone else as human.
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The attacks on USAID are so telling about the whole blinkered worldview of this admin of goons. The cost to the US is minuscle, the benefits to recepients massive, the capacity to manage crisis abroad sustained, and they're happy to destroy it because they cannot concieve of anyone else as human.
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Discreetly opening Shazam while the wait staff sings Happy Birthday.
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Discreetly opening Shazam while the wait staff sings Happy Birthday.
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magnificent; filled with a dense constellation of chocolate chips
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
magnificent; filled with a dense constellation of chocolate chips
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average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
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From "The Coming of the Third Reich", Richard J. Evans (2003), the author describes the death of the Weimar Republic under Franz von Papen, who staged a coup against the Social Democrats in Prussia and then, as Chancellor, brought Hitler to power.
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
From "The Coming of the Third Reich", Richard J. Evans (2003), the author describes the death of the Weimar Republic under Franz von Papen, who staged a coup against the Social Democrats in Prussia and then, as Chancellor, brought Hitler to power.
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Me after I freebase the Reason Ball
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me after I freebase the Reason Ball
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His bravest stance. Some of us know what resin tastes like and some of us don't.
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
His bravest stance. Some of us know what resin tastes like and some of us don't.
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I assume they want to find hime so they can give him the key to the city for being so cool
January 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I assume they want to find hime so they can give him the key to the city for being so cool
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This is... the exact criticism the left has been leveling against you guys for near on a decade now
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is... the exact criticism the left has been leveling against you guys for near on a decade now
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want to scream this from the rooftops!!!
The Holocaust was legal. We had a law prof teach a whole course on this. Ppl who conflate what is lawful with what is right are easy to manipulate and control.
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
want to scream this from the rooftops!!!
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In these extraordinary times, we need to hold fast to our core values, which you can find on page 17 of the McKinsey research handout
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
In these extraordinary times, we need to hold fast to our core values, which you can find on page 17 of the McKinsey research handout