“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

pretty sure tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.

Parents need to get better at teaching their kids that swear words aren’t actually bad, they’re just only appropriate in certain contexts. This little girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” and she deserves a fucking Oscar

It’s unexpected how much i resonate with Donald Duck staring at a clock that lives up his own ass

Who even thinks of this shit

So a fun American Revolution thing I just learned is that this guy Button (Fallout 3 icon), kept trying to kill this McIntosh guy because he hated him, including sending him on suicide runs and arresting his family members and they had a duel and freaked the fuck out and shot each other in the dick

restarting my chip thread over here because twitter doesn’t deserve it: sweet and sour chicken Lays are exactly as good as you’d imagine

middle girl has a fish up her ass

The Elf on the Shelf feels like that astroturfed pop history that’s like “Easter is named after Ishtar, you stupid Christians are celebrating a goddess who liked to FUCK🤣” but it just spontaneously happened

when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡