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Ben Jolma
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Belongs to Garret, who likes bugs.
Look who I found at work today! It's A Bug With A Big Ass by @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social from @gamechangershow.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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taking immediate psychic damage by checking my phone and flooding my brain with all the terrible things going on in the world the instant my eyes open in the morning:
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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How "Colorado" is this storm?

A hailstorm in Aurora brought so much hail to one street that even a snow plow couldn't move enough of it to rescue trapped cars.

Yet somehow, only one block looks like this. #colorado #wx #cowx #aurora
June 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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English Wikipedia officially reached 7 million articles!!! The person who published article number 7,000,000 has become a minor celebrity among Wikipedia editors
June 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum theonion.com/interac...
May 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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FRODO: Where were you Gandalf?

GANDALF: I was...delayed.

FRODO:
May 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day.
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Oh my god - OH MY GOD! - this is a beautiful and necessary comic
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The difference between a tornado WATCH and a tornado WARNING is that a WARNING means it's imminent 🚨 but if it's a WATCH you've got time ⌚

(yes I've seen the taco/sandwich/whatever memes but this is the only one I can remember because it has the watch-time word association)
May 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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job opportunities for math majors (2025 update):
- terrorist
- pope
May 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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i have chosen

the pope

that was in

the conclave

and which

you were probably

saving

for an italian

forgive me

he was chicagoan

da pope

go cubs
May 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Moments before the white smoke, this baby seagull was being fed right next to the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.

Habemus Papam! But also yay to baby birds 🐦
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I see why they change the Pope's name now. Could have had Pope Bob, which is just not right
May 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This seagull will be the first living creature to know there's a new Pope outside of the Conclave.
May 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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[youth pastor voice] kids, Sovereignty won the Kentucky Derby, but you know who else's sovereignty wins?
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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i didn’t always agree with pope francis but no one deserves to spend their last breaths on jd vance
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Love getting recs from my friend who's already a metalhead.
"You're into metal now? 😲 That makes me so happy!! 😄 Oh, try out 🩸Blood Incantation👹, you'll like them. ☺️☺️ You might also like 🪱Worm Rot🤢, give them a try. 😁 And let me know what you think of them! 🤗"
April 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Getting into metal music for the first time.
Surely it's a coincidence this happened at the same time the new administration took its place and I feel the need to scream daily...
April 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Remember: millipedes are herbivores! They're harmless to people and an important part of forest ecosystems.

And centipedes are crucial predators of small arthropods; without them we would be drowning in insects.
Damn...I really do be filled with boundless love for all living beings. Except for millipedes or any creatures aligned with them.
February 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Museum work is being frustrated that the instructions left for me are not detailed enough; and the person who wrote those instructions was me, four months ago.
February 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I feel like the “rising tension” portion of this movie’s score has been playing in the background for like 10 years now
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM